By law, women in Yorkshire must drink only half pints in pubs

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

this should be the law everywhere
dirty pint drinking ladettes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Hey!
What's wrong with drinking pints?
(berk, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

She just said
It apparently makes you unhygienic and boy-like.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

pints contain 74% more cooties.
or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

It leads to unsightly development of the muscles
in the wrist, forearm and biceps.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

So does wanking
but no one is saying ladies can't knock one in, are they?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

No one would dare say that.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Apart from nearly every religious leader for thousands of years.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

They're clearly all gay then.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

you should see this bit of exercise kit i bought
it's basically a gyroscope to exercise your wrist/forearms. it really really really hurts. when it arrived, all the boys in my office wet themselves laughing because apparently there are rude implications for wanting to strengthen these muscles. news to me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I have one of them!
It's called the Powerball. I bought it because my handstands in pole are really rubbish and it's because of my crowsephine wrists.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

excellent!
we can take them to the pub when we go out in manchester.

or we can just go out in manchester without them and drink more.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

It doesn't look right to me
In my experience women who drink pints also think it's ok to burp in public and moon people. When a woman has a pint in one hand a fag in the other I just think "eurgh". But I'm well snobby.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

and me
i also only really like men drinking pints or red wine and smoking cigars. i HATE smoking but omg a man smoking cigars is cream-able.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

He has to have the look
the italian mafia boss kind of look
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

not everyone can pull of the cigar look
I don't know whether to include myself in that or not

edit: I have just remembered this photo though from late at night at a uni mates wedding, about 6 years ago.
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one of my favourites
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I would say yes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

splendid.
even with my proto-beard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I skim read that as potato head and laughed
I'm sorry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I would've done too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

The suit makes it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

oh yes
my my that's slick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Cigars do look damn cool
But whilst I'd look damn smart in the suit, I'd be hacking and clutching my chest if I tried to smoke one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

that's because you'd do it wrong
the smoke shouldn't be going anywhere near your lungs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I've never tried to smoke anything
So wouldn't have the first clue. I understand that you draw it into your mouth and hold it, but I'd still fuck it up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

probably
if you make the mistake of inhaling then it is pretty fucking nasty

I expect Monty likes it though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

th r
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

we know that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

maybe you should just hold it and say "see?" a lot

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Yeah
Or stub it out on some punk who tries to mac on my women.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

womEn?
Since when have you been a pimp?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Since between the hours of falling asleep
And waking up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Classy pimp I hope.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

But of course!
None of this blinged-out crap and massive fur coats.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

And me too.
I can't help but judge the women at work who order a pint of lager that is clearly for themselves.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

funky bottled beers are ok though?
i hate beer myself, you know i'm just about to pass out/vom if you see me touching the stuff, but i think bottles are generally ok for women!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

That's passable
Especially the fruity ones.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

yeah bottles of beer are fine

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

where do you stand on pints of cider?
(balancing around the rim? hahahahahahahaha)

but seriously. answer me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

stinks like mouldy piss

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

it mostly is
particularly if you get it from a farmer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)