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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Surfboard wax when I bought a Quiksilver jacket.
I was my hugest then and looked at the man and just said 'really?'
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
fat people can surf too you know

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)
not me broseph
I don't know a huge amount of physics but I am pretty sure a bowling ball on a lollipop stick isn't going to be 'nifty'
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)
my board is 9'4
and about 2 and half inches thick, hardly a lollipop stick ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
you're missus must constantly walk like John Wayne

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
she does
but only because she is a great fan of his work
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
haha like it!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Men! Always boasting about the size of their boards.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
This may be true
But Bobby appears to be a proper fatty-fatty-fat-fatty on the internetz.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
yes this is me

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)
you'll never be as fat as me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)
lies!
besides I have lost 2 stone in 6 weeks according to the scales in the gym.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
I've lost weight too, check it out
www.b3tards.com/u/4aa2d80bbccd68cdacd6/fatme.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
the stretching on that picture gives your face the appearance of
being covered in downy fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I just hadn't had it waxed in a while.
I'm like a duckling.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)
wouldn't it just negate the need for the board?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
it helps

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
haha aww, like a weebl

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
That's how the tsunami started.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
He probably thought you wanted it for use as wanking lube.
Or food.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)
I cannot think of much that would be more unpleasant
than trying to rub surf wax on your knob
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
getting your mum to rub surf wax on your knob?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
it's ok if she brings tea

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Deep Heat?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Swarfega and sandpaper?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Hey I am only a few months from 'completion' then no more lol fatty jokes for you old man!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Really? It only takes me a few minutes to reach 'completion'
much longer if I think about elderly asian men taking a dump.

But several months sounds like a medical problem.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

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