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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Footless tights pissed me off when they were going round.
And wearing t shirts with leggings. Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Only a tiny, tiny proportion of women can pull this off.
And only if the t-shirt is long enough to cover the vag at the front.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
This depends on your point of view!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
On paper, you'd think so, wouldn't you?
But I'm fairly sure leggings are unflattering to just about anybody's vag.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
as opposed to that vag at the back?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Yes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
does it have teeth?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Nope.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
ah, 20 questions, right?
is it a back vagina? or reargina as I believe the medical term is?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
nope.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Is it King Zog II of Albania?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
nope

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
If it's not Paul Ince then, you've stumped me.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
nope

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I give in then.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
I WIN!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Indeed you do.
have a turnip.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I think that's called a fanny.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Agreed
It's all Em wears nowadays, leggings or ultra skinny jeans. Not complaining though!
I do complain when her fat colleagues do the same. Yuck, gunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Hahaha!
gunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
VOMITS IN YOUR FACE

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I have no idea
where fat people buy skinny jeans
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)
You can get plus size ones in New Look
Well, they might be 'jeggings' (which I hate).
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
My cousin has already put her month old daughter in jeggings.
Me and my sister are going to have to overcome out disgust of it and spend some time with it to make sure it turns out cool.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Jeggings are fucking awful
Also, 'Jorts' for men are shit. Denim hotpants on girls is acceptable though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
WTF are jorts?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Jeans shorts

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Jean shorts

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
JINX!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
*narrows eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
:D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
It's easy when you know where : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)
it's not that I'm thin
I've just never bought skinny jeans (because of the not being thin). Why would I want to display my horrible thighs? :S
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I'm thin and I've never bought skinny jeans.
They look fucking stupid on me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
aww you'd look like a flamingo!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
My legs are ok.
It's my huge belly that's the problem and I can hide that under baggy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I'll swap
I've got shit legs, and a normal stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Why don't I just give you half of my belly and you can give me half of your legs.
Then we'll be perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
that sounds fine and dandy to me

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
If a touch odd

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
You see, I disagree
It's not a good look no matter waiflike or heiferlike you are.

Unless it passes the buttocks by an inch, put some fucking shorts or a skirt on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
:(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)
you're a barbie-doll though
so don't have the same worries
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Man I wish Kitty posted next
I'd have a real life LAAK
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Here I am!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
oh shit wrong log in

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Hahaha

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Like it!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Are you and kitty the same person and yuo've confused your accounts?
Or has kitty stolen lampitos account to issue some FACEPUNCHING

man tooooooooooooooo slow
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I think Applebite is the only one to have met both me and Kitty
SO IS SHE TELLING THE TRUTH?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Not if she's you as well

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Nah, several people can attest to the fact that we're different people :)

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Unless you pay someone to go to bashes with you pretending to be her
WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I don't care
But Lampito has recently been elevated to best member of LAAK for going beyond th call of duty in Camden.

Though this could all change if she has too many cocktails.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I thought I was your favourite!
*sulks*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Are you going to Camden to buy me concert tickets?
No, I don't think you are, so until you start shifting that ass of yours and doing things for me, Lampito is the best.

Plus you refused to torture that poor emo guy on my behalf.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)
What would I have to do?
Seduced boy isn't an emo. And neither is Fit Lab Partner. I might be growing out of that phase.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
RIght Scratch that, Lampito has just let me down horribly
and rather than own up to the fact that she doesn't like me enough to do me a favour, she's trying to blame her housemate.

Appebite, you're back at number one. Lampito. Sadface. Massive, massive sadface.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Wooooooo!
:D

Sorry lampers.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Don't apologise to her
she's dead to me now.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Can I request a change of sig to reflect that fact that I'm your favourite?
Edit: Thank you :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Do me and Kitty not place?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Well, you're a Tory who likes the Pope
and Kitty dislikes the concept of universal human rights. In comparison to that, Lampito not doing me a favour she previously agreed to do still keeps her firmly in second place.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I don't like the Pope
I just don't like ill-informed arguments either.

And putting aside my political views I'm a lovely person
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Apologies for being worried my friend had been raped by a pack of hyenas.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
there is a distinct lack of wild Hyena
in Camden, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
She was in Elephant and Castle.
I found this out 3 hours ago :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I heard there were, but as nobody will tell the police where they are
they get to do all the raping they like.

Someone should issue a warrant for their arrest.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I reckon they are kept inside some smug cunt's computer
behind a 50-digit password.

/well played, by the way. Well played.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Digital Child Abusing Hyenas are the worst.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Partner
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
oi you.
You're still on jinx.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
You should punch his face
when you see him in two weeks
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
TWO WEEEEEEEKS
EXCITEMENT! I would never punch him. He's my favourite. After you, obv.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
HA!
In your FACE lab. In. Your. FACE!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)
NOoooo!
You said his name and unjinxed him you fool
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Aww I was too busy looking for Leo pics to notice
Oh, and working too. Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
For the last time, my punching days are OVER

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
This is more like it
You're only allowed to communicate in pictures till someone says your name.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)
hahahah!
This is an amazing picture
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

knowyourmeme.com/memes/strutting-leo-leo-strut
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Leo DiHapprio
has made me laugh like a fucking loon
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I think you should only communicate via the medium of photos of Leo.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)
The worrying thing is these are all already saved on yuor harddrive

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Nah
What's worrying is if my work sees my recent Google Search history.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Leo Dicaprio naked?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I think you and me are the only b3tans Kitty has met.
So maybe not.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
You and I are different people.
Very different. Very VERY different.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Ahh, I meant you and Kitty
Not you and me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I thought TGB meant me and you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
CONFUUUUUUSIOOOON

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Confused because you're all the same?
Now you know how we all feel
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)
You've ruined it now.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

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