So yeah, there seems to be a few ill people about tonight.
By ill, I mean myself, CHCB, and by default the missus, even though she hasn't posted. She had to go and get some shopping before so I asked if she'd get some cans of Murphys as I find that it really helps with a sore throat. Low and behold, 2 cans each later and we're no longer barking like a couple of hair lipped seals.

How do you cope with the lurgy?

Alt Q: Who would you like to punch in the face more? Alan Sugar or Theo Panathynaikos (or whatever) off Dragon's Den?

Disclaimer: I don't watch either so I really don't give a shit. Personally I'd go for Simon Cowell, even though I don't watch that shite either; I just think that a middle aged man should fucking know how to dress himself by now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:38, 142 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I cure myself
with copious amounts of paracetomal, hot whisky and miserable whining. Very effective.

Alt Q: I'd love to punch them both in the face.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

I kill it with those cold n flu tablets
and hot vimto. Homemade chicken soup if I can keep it down, and bed with book and blankets if I can blag time off work.
I don't watch any reality tv because it's all shite. Both, perhaps - for having a lot more money than me.
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Lemsip cold and flu tablets
And a cock-load of caffeine, and sleep.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

I'm a bit sick but not tons.
I like hot lemonade and Beechams powders.

I don't watch those programmes either so I'll go for punching the man I saw tossing an empty crisp paket into tomeone's front garden. Nasty prick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

I always want to shout at folk I see littering
But never feel up to it.

Also, there was just a man on Channel 4 that looks like Chompy will in a few years time.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

He was big and bald
I'm not going to get myself battered over some litter so I just seethed and hoped that he got some retribution or other.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I don't take any much in the way of medication
but I do like hot spicy soups like Tom Yam. Mostly I just give up good and early. I know when it's not going to get any better without rest and that's the end of it, no soldiering on or any of that shite. Plus the people in the office get really narked if you stay spluttering and wheezing germs.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Tell the missus she's got a question waiting for her on poobook.
Also, the juice of half a lemon, three teaspoons of honey, a teabag, boiling water, stir, squeeze the teabag, discard and drink. That and a couple of paracetamol are my new patented cold cure and it works every time.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

might give that a go myself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I would
if I had a kettle, a glass, some honey and so on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

lots of tissues
I don't know either of them, mostly I'd like to punch sarah palin kthx

also, I hate simons weird middle part, isn't he a bajillionaire? doesn't he have any other way to fucking do his hair??
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Lemsip max strength for when I'm at work
At home I just sleep, but I can't have a thick head at work, or I can't do anything.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I tried curry last night, and a single hot whiskey.
Tonight I've had paracetamol and am going to have another hot whiskey once the baby's been fed.
I have four boxes of Kleenex Ultrabalm and enough misery to shout at the TV for at least another hour.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I had curry last night
I really think it helped.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Were you constipated?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

I've never had that trouble Jeffrey

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Roota the Regular!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Completely

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

If these are the best candidates they could find
Then there is no future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Better get on a train and see where you end up.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

I'm thinking of running a
JeffTheDogFucker Magical Mystery Tour.

All roads lead to Battersea
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

*books a weekend in Easter*

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

*books well posh hotel in Manchester*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

*sings* Roll up, roll up, For the mystery tour!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Will we be blindfolded?

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Dirty little minx

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

You know me so well : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

That costs extra.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

*gets another fiver from the bank*

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

At the rate ICMFP
One might not be enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Pfft
Bloody daylight robbery.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Throw me a bone!
Please
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Ok

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

*Drolls*
A nice bit of RAWHIDE!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Yeehaw!
*slaps arse*
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

*rides ripples*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Ripples?

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Sorry.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ride%20the%20ripples

It wouldn't have been as natural to say 'rides the smooth peechy posterior'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I assumed it was the chocolate bar

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Well it is.
Sort of.

The chocolate freeway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

The marmite motorway

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

origin: The Macc Ladds anthem "Sweaty Betty" I believe

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I never knew the origin.
Thanks for the info.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Jeff likes the crunchy feeling against his lovespuds


Don't judge him.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

hahahaha
Brilliant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I try and nip it in the bud.
Or if all else fails I dose up with cold and flu tablets. I can't have time off work or else my step dad sulks.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

warm orange juice with as much sugar as it can hold and a bit of ginger
then lemsip

then bed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

A bit of ginger?
You are BobPires

AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Lies
She's not nearly as shit.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Don't be mean to Bob!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I can't work out if I'm insulted or not now
and what have I missed about Bobpires and ginger

and why are you obsessed with claiming fivers off me?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Bob loves gingers
and you were being defended by POD
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

why thank you, POD
I have missed why BP is unpopular
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Look at me being all nice

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

And Bob isn't unpopular.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

then why are you being mean about him?
bully
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

I'm not mean about him.
He really does like gingers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Not in my book
I mean I agree, btw
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Apologies for the Johhny Depp comment last night Roots.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Go on with yourself
I've been called allkinds and told I have hands like Martin Scorsese.
Last night was playful bonhomie!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

It was Edward Scissorhands, lar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

No, ya meff
B**t said I have hands like Scorsese and they are quite knobbly!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Divvy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Bute

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Don't know that one.
What does it mean?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

He's sound
His lust/hate relationship with Monty is very funny.

I particularly enjoyed this riposte: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post898198
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

I'll claim a fiver off anyone. You're not that special.
Bob has a 'thing' for Gingers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Word up bitches.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Word, badger
Shouted at anyone this evening?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

no i went to my dads
And disasembled a car fan motor *happies*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Still not want you to go to London?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

i think hes accepted it
Or at least learnt not to say anything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

I find it's good when they learn not to say anything
Makes things go far better in general.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Still the Guinea
I like that.

How was work today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)

im too lazy to change it again and as it still reads tgb its all gravy

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Gotta love gravy.
Is gravy better than ketchup?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Course it fucking is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Are you a chips and gravy sort of person?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

You don't even need to ask that.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Is this the chavvy version of "If you like pina colaaadaaaaa"
?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Being from 'down south'
I agree there is a place for gravy with chips. But only if you are having a pie.

Aside from that, it'll have to be salt and vinegar. Nowt moist from the chippy otherwise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Mash and gravy
Roast spuds and gravy
Cat and gravy
Shoe and gravy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Gravy and gravy

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

Gravy soup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Man, I could really go some gravy just now
Gravy and bread.
Gravy and chips.
Damn, I'm hungry for gravy now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Gravy and buttered bread
I hope I get the gravy ratio right in my lamb stew
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Lots of gravy
A bit of stew.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Haha and more spuds than any other solids!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Oh man, roast potatoes and gravy
I might just spend tomorrow having foodstuffs with gravy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

I had a Aunt Bessie roast spuds and a ramekin of onion gravy
When I got in from the pub the other night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

It's all about the gravy, lar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Word

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

dont you mean
Werd
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

I do, wholeheartedly!
Ye blert.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

heehee
Right I just swung by I'm off to read my book (ben Collins autobiography)
Later bitches xxx
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

I don't want to spoil it for you
But he's the Stig.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Laterz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

I'll tell you who I'd like to punch in the face
the group of about 8 14 year old girls who asked me for a cigarette, and when I said no, threw drinks at me and then started following me down the dark and secluded road that I take home from the bus stop.

I was genuinely a little scared but thankfully a siren went past (god bless Camberwell- when else would I ever be ever to say that) and they all scarpered. I just took the long way round and gave a cigarette to a tramp who asked nicely and didn't throw his special brew at me.

I'm pissed off. I'd had a lovely night until then :(

As for illnesses, I tough it out. Unless it's kidneys, then I take codrydamol and lie on my back for several days.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Lampito in lying on back shocker!
Just kidding :) sorry to hear about your shit experience.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I'm just a bit sticky, smelling of tropical fizz and fuming.
But I'll have a bath once I get over the fact that I just saw my favourite band live, they were incredible, and the lead singer looks amazing in women's clothes.

I didn't take Al's filthy lucre. I'm proud of myself for this. Besides, I hate taxis.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)

That's a shame
I had a slightly different, but 'kids want tabs' experience at a Tesco Metro a while ago.

Kids: Oi, mate, get us ten lamberts with you?
Me: Get 'em yourself!
Kids: Mate, just get 'em yeah?
Me: No.
Kids: I'd hate for your car to get scratched
Me: Fuck off.
Kids: Look, we're skint, just get us the fags
Me: What? You're not even prepared to pay for them? Fuck off.

And so I walked into the shop laughing.

They were still trying to get someone else to buy (and pay) for smokes for them when I came out, unsurprisingly, my car was fine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

It was just quite unpleasant.
Especially as there only seemed to be two and then a whole swarm of them appeared.

Though it is my first unpleasant experience in 3 months of living in a fairly dodgy area. At least there's a strong police presence!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)

That's awful
I hope you'll not too shaken.

Does your lifestyle allow you to ensure that 9 times out of 10 you have 'company' when you stroll the streets late at night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Nah, I was pissed off, and now I'm fine.
Luckily I wasn't too far down the dark road, and the High Street was within easy distance.

I go a lot of places on my own- I'm not that great a conversationalist and I like my quiet (shut up, you at the back)- so I'm often by myself. But I have a big hairy flatmate that I'm sure would protect me if needs be.
he was in the paper yesterday for being beaten up. Maybe not that good protection...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Well, seeing as you're alright. And I did want to check....
I'm just a bit sticky, smelling of tropical fJizz.

From your earlier post.

Does your local papers celebrate victims or were they appealing for witnesses?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Thanks very much :)
It really isn't anything much. I'm just obviously now afraid of "the youth of today". Which is really, really, fucking depressing.

Haha! I am not smelling of jizz, not even pineapple flavoured. The last encounter I had with the stuff was disastrous, and I am contemplating nunhood.

There's a WANTED £20,000 FOR INFORMATION poster that's everywhere. I guess because stabbing an 84 year old man to death at 11 in the evening is kind of a big deal.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

Where have you moved?
Just so I can avoid it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:14, Reply)

Camberwell.
I have to go up and down the Walworth Road every day.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

I'm not overly familar with the area.
(I don't know it at all)

How much cheaper is Camberwell than a 'nicer' area?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)

I think it all depends.
We're paying £350 a week between three, but we have a house with a garden, spacious living room and 2 double bedrooms and a healthy single.

My friends in Bermondsey are paying something like £330 for a 3 bed flat with similar spec, but no garden, not so many white goods, and the living area's smaller. And then I know people in Kennington paying £360 between 2. I'm not too sure North of the river though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:22, Reply)

How many what good do you need?
(Saying that, I've travelled through Bermondsey for away game with the 'local' football club, that was no picnic).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:31, Reply)

They don't have their own washing machine.
Critical error.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Oooh.
Can they not get one?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:36, Reply)

laundry trips are no fun

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:37, Reply)

I only ever go to the laundry
When I wash my duvet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:39, Reply)

still living in college here
so have to go once every couple of weeks. Luckily I have a relatively good amount of clothes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:40, Reply)

Halls without a clothes washing facility?
I'm amazed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:42, Reply)

there's a laundry on the grounds :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:42, Reply)

Do they charge you extra for this?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:44, Reply)

no luckily
and it's a very handy working device I've found. Stick a wash on at midnight, sit in the JCR, go back and put it in the dryer, work while you wait. Then sit shivering and wait for a coffee shop to open
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:47, Reply)

Is watching Life On Mars a 'must' for this evening?
I've seen it. I can tell you what happens.

JCR? Convenience store with chairs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:48, Reply)

I've seen it before
but my sister gave me the boxset of them as an early birthday present.

Junior Common Room
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:50, Reply)

Well that's not too bad is it?
can you and your friend not draw up a laundry rota?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)

I just don't like laundry
something about how warm the clothes are, which then leaves my arms cold and damp.

What are you up to this evening then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:53, Reply)

Reviewing a presentation.
Far. From. Exciting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:56, Reply)

Anyway you could jazz it up?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:59, Reply)

It's now half 12
by 10am I must have read all of Cicero, made notes and watched Season 1 of Life on Mars at the same time. Sadly no shops are open so not even chilli-crisp consolation is available
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:39, Reply)

I'll make you a virtual sandwich if you like?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:41, Reply)

roast beef and horseradish please

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:42, Reply)

Rare beef?
And what bread would Madame like?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:44, Reply)

rare beef is the best
and brown bread thanks. Even nicer would be a hand killing off this eminent classics scholar. Or my senior tutor
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:48, Reply)

Mayo or butter?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:49, Reply)

mayo
delicious
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:50, Reply)

Mayo and horseradish?
FREAK!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)

I'd forgotten about the horseradish actually
but I could try it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:54, Reply)

Well. Make your mind up.
Do you want a sausage roll or a pork pie? Maybe some crisps? What flavour crisps can I get you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:56, Reply)

Chilli crisps
delicious, delicious. I wish the shops were open. On a diet at the moment so bought myself carrots/onion and some dressings, but sadly forgot I have no knives currently
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:00, Reply)

Oooh. I'll bin that last answer. It's take up too much of the screen.
Chilli crisps, rare beef, horseradish and mayo on brown is yours.

I'm going to go to bed now, I've got to get up in the morning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:04, Reply)

sleep well
and good luck with the presentation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:05, Reply)

I'm not delivering it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:05, Reply)

good luck with writing it then

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:06, Reply)