on a church roof
seems to work for at least a month.

no lunch today as i forgot i have to go and teach a small nigerian child how to read. last week we drew pictures and he coloured my nails in fluorescent green. this week i have made sure they are already painted!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

when did you fly to Nigeria?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

on my baguette

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

When not how!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I am genuinely stumped by this.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

it's a work thing
we help out one of the local schools.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

work community service
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Ah.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Community service innit.
Probably part of her punishment for shoplifting at Harrods.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Harrods Poundstretcher
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

but then
i wouldn't have passed my CRB check.

or would i?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)