THE LAPTOP HAS SOME SERIOUSLY NASTY Pr0N ON IT

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:42, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh dear
like bert nasty?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

if it's supposed to be sibling porn, how do you know they're genuinely related?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

certificates

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

but how_do_you_know??

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Nothing I think is illegal but it's quite unpleasant.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

details!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

fuck details! LINKS!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I ain't circulating any of it. I will however provide print outs in brown envelopes at the bash for £10 a set.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

two please, I'll only spaff over the first set.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

...so what do you want the second set for
the coffee table?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

nostalgia

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

To sell at breaktime to the kids he teaches.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

they're 4 years old......

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

'Kids buy the funniest things'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Hahah you have been most entertaining of late.
I for one wish you a very happy birthday, simply for the wit you have displayed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

haha thanks
I had to restrain myself last night because I met some freshers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

You should have gone for them with both barrels.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

definitely not because he is not a decent human being.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

'He' is a fucking woman you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

He is a woman?
Holy shit!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I prefer the term trans thanks
you cisgendered heteronormative bastard
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

OK Trans thanks

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

this isn't a menu you can pick from

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I'm only quoting you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

*writes this down*
MORE!!!! BRA-VO!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Looks like that one time
I went and shouted at a Queer Study group had an effect
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I bet it had an effect on them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I've nothing against actual scholars
who investigate and discuss queer theory and theology. But I object highly to a group of lefty arseholes calling me part of the 'oppressive machine'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I am genuinely shaking my head and belming.
It's precisely this sort of thing that makes me hate students (resent company very much excepted).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Hahah "resent company".
Best typo ever.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Haha I'm leaving that as it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I hate them myself
all of them. But nothing is funnier than calling some worthy grad student a paedo
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I'll bet. I would love the opportunity.
As it is, all I get here is to call Bobby Pires a paedo, and he'll never even be a 'grad' let alone a 'grad student'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I was referring to you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Ok, does it have any animal porn on (being serious here)?
Or 'extreme pornography' (images where a reasonable person would believe that permanent injury or death could result from what's happening, ie, very severe bondage/mutilation).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Ok this is a description (possibly NSFW so read with care)
fat woman in a tatty hotel room, 5 blokes, 3 orifices filled + "ski-ing" of the other 2. She is also has clothes pegs attached all over her body.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Legal
But if you do see any of what I describe, or obviously any child stuff, immediately notify the police and stop touching it. Don't take photographs of it, just leave it alone (obviously close the image).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Definitely. Thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Sorry for getting all serious
*takes off business hat*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Don't apologise - I really appreciate your help

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

ha ha, I can imagine him seeing some beastiality
then going "clear the room people we've got a porn"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

oh....god...
what does she look like?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Surely this a "perfect storm" moment
for "your mum"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Like this
NSFW!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Winner.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

:O
I have only just spotted this. How dare you, I told you that in confidence!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

*falls about laughing*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Size 16 may be 18. Early 40's covered in clothes pegs with cum dribbling off her chin.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Can I just catagorically state that this is not me.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

not
+in Kos
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I was waiting for you to turn up.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Sorry, I was in the wrong country

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

*wipes brow*
I don't look anywhere near 40.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Are we still talking about the laptop or have we crossed into "what are you doing this weekend?" now?

(Cave Duck, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

The laptop thankfully. C'mon - clothes pegs? Seriously? I cannot understand anyone enjoying that

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

maybe she's into pegging

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

ho ho.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

the jokes get worse

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Er
You REALLY need to see some of the stuff I have to see on a daily basis...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

see do
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I don't think I do thanks!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I have heard things from this boy
that you would. not. fucking. believe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Saucy!
/ac
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

See below. I am fairly certain it isn't illegal She appears to be consenting (doesn't look in distress) no animals or kids or extreme BDSM/harming

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Gizza look.

(I did not mean this)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Why would you not delete your porn when returning a company laptop?
Fucking amateur.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

why the fuck would you put pRon on it, when there's so much to see without saving?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

No mobile broadband, download limit cap maybe?
/no experience whatsoever
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

You'd be looking at a lot of grot if you're breaking your download cap
especially if you aren't actually downloading.

private browsing is your friend, pRon fiends.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

It could be a photo he has taken himself.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

We found
a DVD of granny pron in one of our company laptops once. The guy sat just across from the IT department. He was alerted as to his mistake by the hoots and hollering.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

My PC was the only non-password-protected PC in my postdoc office
as it ran as a shared print server. Consequently the history was full of terrifying pRon. It's just shame that idiots don't realise that, generally, an access card system on the door means you're logged, and if your card logs at 5.23am and the PC history says "bigblackmommas.com" at 5.24am .... you're guiltier than Bert at a family reunion.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)