yeah there will only be about 50 of us, it won't be at all scary.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I firmly believe that if you're going to subject yourself to a bash
then the first time should be as scary as possible.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

This is my first bash y'know
but don't worry, I'm fucking shitting bricks
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

it will be my first one too

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

You'll enjoy it
Bashes are fucking awesome!

Unless my deposit magically comes through in the next 2 weeks, I'll just see you at the next one!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

We're all lovely in real life.
I've met some people at bashes that have since become good friends IRL, so it's all cool.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

^^ Just avoid this man if you want to make any silly jokes
He'll ruin your favourite t-shirt!

*runs away sobbing*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Er, yeah, sorry about that.
I have a vague recollection of making a sweeping motion with my glass, forgetting it had wine in it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Good work.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

It wasn't on purpose.
I swear!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

It should have been if it was the luminous monstrosity.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Yep, that's the one
And it's awesome, damnit!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I feel I just added to the overall effect.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I need to plan my outfit
Flattering, attractive, yet ok if it gets vomit on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Wear purple docs.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

My purple docs are at home.
I have my red and white ones, and the metallic blue MJs, and the black patent high heeled ones. So much choice!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Wear your 'There's no place like home' shoes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Wear your white stilletoes.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You tried to hit me with the spanging pan, and instead hit your own hand
Sound familiar?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Vaguely.
I was very, very drunk. It's all the missus' fault anyway, if she hadn't brought the spanging pan in the first place it wouldn't have happened.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Haha, don't worry about it
You looked genuinely upset for about half a second, then just started laughing
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Yeah, I'm a cunt like that at times.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

So was everyone else, if it helps!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Nah, I just get very good natured when I'm pissed and laugh a lot.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

My overriding memory of the entire time was Me, TGB and (I think) Lab pissing ourselves laughing at your Missus' comment
'She's got a clit like a silverback's knuckle'

Magnificent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I may have missed that one.
Still, a damned good evening.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I'll be wearing a white handmade corset
so I think I will actually cry if this happens.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I'll be on pints of ale
and no nowhere near a spanging pan, so you'll probably be safe.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I may start drinking red wine

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Do a LiC!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

What, all of you chanting "sister fucker" as I walk in the room...
...well, I presume you know what Bert looks like so as long as I don't look like him, hopefully that wouldn't happen.

I take it "bash" means "meet" not "thump the newcomer"...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Are you Scottish?
EDIT: Thump the newcomer? Talking to the right person here ;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

No, I'm English

(TheImmortalJenkins, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I think Bert was Scottish, so that's a positive mark.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Ginger does not equal Scottish.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

oh god, was he GINGER?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

He is Scottish by birth.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)