Black like my soul.
I only wear white undies in the summer.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Black! Black! You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Lyrics or a genuine request?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

The Fast Show

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I genuinely thought my face was going to collapse the last time I saw the fast show live

( broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Was it that shit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I saw Shooting Stars/Fast Show live when I was a lolwaki student.
Utter, total and complete shit from start to finish.

A more blatant revenue-gathering cash-in I have never witnessed, before or since.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Same
I have 20-odd pairs of the same black M&S pants and they're all I ever wear. They're getting to be 2 sizes too big now though, guess what I'm getting as a stocking filler this year...
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

legs?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

20 pairs of the same pants?!
Girls have a massive range of shapes, colours, materials etc, and you get 20 of the same?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I have other pairs
for going out, sexytiem etc, but just for day to day wear, yes, 20 pairs of the same pants. Whats wrong with that?
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Nowt wrong, your choice 'n' all
And I can't talk, 90% of mine are black boxer trunks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

big hairy santa cock?

( broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I read that as clock
which produced a rather odd mental image.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

One of those faux comedy ones
with Santa's hairy ballsack ticking to and fro?
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

ewww
I was thinking of a clock that looked like a Furbie, what's wrong with you?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Hehehe
my brain, mostly.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

A man?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

New pants
New man is unlikely, but would probably be a much more fun present!
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I am sooo going to find you a man.
*looks round B3ta for suitable prospect*
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

*puts head in hands*
I hope you forget about this by the bash!
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

she's a woman with a mission

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I can forsee this ending
perhaps not 'badly', but definitely not well. I'm a dreadful flirt when I've been drinking and I wouldn't put it past me to drunkenly think it's a good idea to stick my tongue down some poor unsuspecting souls throat.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

*laughs hysterically*
you'll just be blending in with the environment, I can assure you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I'll warn Chompy

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I may get drunk
and I may snog someone or possibly several someones. But I do usually retain some vestige of good taste, thank you!
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

but he'll be wearing leather and smoking a cigarette
he is, erm, that other guy out of grease that's not John Travolta AICMFP
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

This remains an unconvincing argument.

(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

He also turns into a squid when he kisses a woman

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Yep, still not sold

(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Kenickie?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Oh man, don't worry about that.
If you do do that, they'll just rib you mercilessly, then find out your deepest dislikes and make a mockery of them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

pretty pants from La Senza

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)