Yeah, they aren't all that
apart from the Bombay Bad Boy which at least delivers on some levels. Generally I don't eat instant food, but sometimes it's easier than cooking for one, especially for breakfast. Yes I should have had porridge instead, much healthier...anyway, I am being boring. Will shut up now.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you find that you start to get boring in posts then just throw in the odd 'cunt' or 'vag' and no one will notice.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

*smiles at rude words*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Chicago Town pizzas are the ultimate in 'I'm hungry, need food five minutes ago' stakes.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

^ this

(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

There's a line to be drawn...
...and pizza for breakfast is definitely it.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

which side of the line is pizza for breakfast on though?
Because it belongs on the "this is totally acceptable" side
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Mmm
last nights cold pizza for lunch (having slept through breakfast time) is excellent.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

IFF popped in the microwave for 90 seconds

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Nope, cold
straight out of the fridge. Warm or lukewarm (i.e., forgot to put it in the fridge) is not acceptable.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

No, I think that's a step too far for me.
Geek quotient:

a) living alone
b) spending life on Internet (sometimes working, true)
c) large film collection (no, not all p0rn)
d) overweight

add (e) eats pizza for breakfast to that list and I might as well give up, balloon to 20 stone and grow some weird facial hair and wear the same T shirt constantly.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

you are bobby
aicmfp
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

ha you beat me to it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I am appalled by this.
Someone gave me one of those at their house one drunken night. I think I enjoyed the scalding my mouth got more than the taste. Fucking filth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

oh shut your whinging trap
miserable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Hurr hurr
Hey, Kitty, what's Monty's favourite musical?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I don't know, what is Monty's favourite musical?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Rent
Because he's an AIDS bummer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Cats - because he is a pussy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

We Will Rock You
Because he's a Queen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I am still here, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

You're lucky I don't know many musicals
Hairspray, because you got a raging hard-on when you saw John Travolta dressed as a fat woman, you massive Scientologist-loving tranny fancier.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

someone gaz Darth!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

z s
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Love it!
Also, I apologise for saying you love Scientologists. That was a decidedly ungentlemanly thing to do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I like all of these

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Pussies, Queens and Bummers?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)