An All-Saints cardigan, black jeans and a faceful of mucus
I hate having colds
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Why on earth
are you wearing a cardigan as pants? Are you Peter Sutcliffe?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Did he do that?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

'Special customised jumper' worn upside down
under his trousers, when they finally caught him.

Brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

How charming and quirky, eh?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

those harem pants look like an upside down jumper without a neck hole.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I hate them
They look shit. Although one friend actually manages to look ok in them, but then she's stick thin so the trousers make her legs not look like twigs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I have a friend who works in Harvey Nicks so she has to wear fashionable stuff
and she has some harem pants that are made of tailored brushed cotton so they're not really saggy so much as gathered and pleated so they look quite nice. It's the jersey ones that look like a full nappy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Are Harem Pants the ones MC Hammer used to wear?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

yeah pretty much
they have a really low crotch so whilst they suited Jasmine in Aladdin, non-animated women can't pull it off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

animated attractive
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I am indeed Peter Sutcliffe
and my pants are blue silky ones to match
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I am a huge admirer of yours, Peter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Always nice to meet a fan

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Want to go out and get 'hammered'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Let's order some 'screwdrivers'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)