At the moment I'm having flapjacks
In other food-related news, I went to the pub yesterday and ordered a diet coke for the missus. Turns out it was flat and upon taking back to the bar, the barman told me that this was how diet coke "comes off the gun". In response I said "It's flat." My logic was unassailable.

As a side note, I've just discovered after seven years, that if you hover your mouse pointer over the "latest post was xxx ago", a tool tip tells you who posted. This has excited me greatly.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it's quite useful
on the library computer it tells me the last two people to have posted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

So I guess it's Halloween name time then.
I wanted "Boney", but it was taken. Sadface.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I would go with Jack o' Lampers
but that's too similar to JackAction's.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Lampitoad?

( Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

It was an idea
I wasn't passing judgement or owt.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I figured you were going with Vampito

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Ooh, that is a good one.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

quite close to mine though
we might get confused
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'm just going to assume you don't have breasts and she doesn't have a beard
I've always liked a gamble.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

what about mine?
nothing halloweeny about rachelswipe. or is there?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

racHELLswipe ?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

that's better than i would have expected actually

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

RageHellsWight?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

that one is not quite as good
still better than my lack of ideas though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I can't think of anything
except LampOutsideTheHouseInTheExorcist but it's a bit convoluted.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

And shit
Now think of a better one for me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

of course it's shit you spaz, that was the point.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Your face is a spazzy shit

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I can't think of any that are really close to your name
Silence of the Labia?

Also, your mum is a spazzy shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

YOUR MUM'S FACE IS A SPAZZY SHIT!
YESSS!!! *victory fistpumps*

Also, I can't think of anything either.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Labia Majaws durdur durdur durdur dudududu dudududu dudududu duduDUUUUU

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Scabbier Ma-Whorer?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Mad Scientist's Lab-ia Majora

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Lamia Majora?
Labia Ma-Gore-a?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

ooh Ma-gore-a is good

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I like this one

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Lamprey?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

wwwwooooo spooky

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I even have a vaguely hallowe'en based name. Though it's doing a Cave Duck
and is thus song lyrics.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I just assumed you were Vipros

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU
It is a little too similar. It's the best anyone's come up with so far.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

that hasn't been a feature for that long

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'm trying to think
of how to capitalise on this new knowledge. I have no doubt that it will open doors.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Also, if you click on that bit
It takes you to that post.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)