Any girl?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

any hair?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

crude miss swipe
very crude
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

i was just asking!
i only have hair on my head, so if he had wanted an anal beard or something, i would have known not to get in the queue.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

i was just asking!
i only have hair on my head, so if he had wanted an anal beard or something, i would have known not to get in the queue.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

anal beard?!
Rachel I'm disgusted.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

disgusted eligible to join the queue.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

sorry
i learned the phrase on here. then told my friend.

a few months later her awful drunken boyfriend careered into me at a party and asked me and our friend ellie if we wanted to "caress his anal beard". at which point i reeeeally regretted spreading it around!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

you go completely bald down there eh?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

apart from some bread crumbs

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

NO BREADCRUMBS
the butter picks all those up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I say!
*drops monocle*

I'm not so keen on the completely bare look I have to say. I wasn't aware of this until recent experience. I prefer a small tuft or landing strip.

Not on myself I hasten to add. If I shaved around my twig and giggleberries I'd look like I was prepped for surgery given the surrounding thicket.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Agreed, but the anal beard needs to be removed otherwise no rimming.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

it's all personal preference
i think the tuft looks a bit daft myself. but i'll happily go along with whatever the bloke of the moment prefers, really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

very magnanimous of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

only on that one point
otherwise it's my way or the highway, baby.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

tough but fair

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I don't think I could have a Hollywood
I'd feel too child-like.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Bert would love that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

chance'd be a fine thing
stupid outsize boobs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

yeah that just compounds my problem

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

And mine
I swear there are 12 year olds with bigger boobs than mine.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

yeah
slags.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Landingstrips are fucking ODD

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

less odd than completely bare

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I disagree. It's a bit- whoops, missed a strip, lets just leave it to look pretty.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

no I agree with Vipros
it reminds you that it belongs to a woman.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

^this
you get the benefits of smooth skin where it counts, but looks a little less strange.

also, from the wearers point of view, there is a big difference. a small amount of hair hides some of the detail when viewed from the top of the body.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

not if your boobs get in the way from any angle

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I was taking the above from Mrs V's view on the subject
she is also fairly well endowed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Of course, your position about this changes when you're going through a barren spell.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

obviously there are some things which are not important in such times.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Quite
Although a well groomed lady garden is far more attractive than a untended bush.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Not if you're a pilot
Or you work in air traffic control.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

hahahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Not any girl
No
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Who then?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

If you mean HER I will hunt you down and flay you, Maxi.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Who is HER?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

My ex fiancée

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Oh! well get another girlfriend with hair then.
I have some in mind if you're interested.


Not me in case your worrying.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I have no luck with the ladies
I seem to attract mentals
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

That's Ok
These are mental but in a good way.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Really?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

No, not her
She hurt me far too much, I do really miss the cuddling and running my fingers through her hair though
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Having just clicked on your profile
I think you should be consoled by the fact that you own a GIR-dog hoodie*. That makes up for any amount of rubbish women.

*at least, that's what it looks like and if you've never watched Invader Zim and it's something else entirely, then I've just made a total arse of myself...
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

that is fucking brilliant

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

It's ace, isn't it?
I fear I may have scared him off, though.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

No, thank you, it is a GIR hoodie :)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

:(
Hope you feel better soon, hope the kitties are keeping well. Run your fingers through their hair :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

SHE has them :'(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

WHAT NO EVIL EVIL EVIL WOMAN

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I bought rabbits but they both died :(
I got my money back though
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

You're going to make me cry soon.
I'm going home.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Sorry, it's been a rubbish few months

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)