if you flirt subtly enough the woman will go away feeling better about herself and will like you, but will be unsure why

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

interesting
i must learn this. subtlety is not generally one of my more obvious selling points.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Don't flash your tits at them.
They won't appreciate it and it's a waste of boob.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I accidentally gave someone
an eyeful last night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Do tell

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Setup
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post909074 However while I'm being solicitious and helpful, I realised the guy in the car was walking off looking dazed, my top had slipped right down, as I was kneeling over this other guy checking his pockets. And this top is the lowest one I own anyway, sadly poor Vipros has already been exposed to it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

linkfail
the white and flowery one?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

yeah
the sides are semi-transparent black
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I didn't really study it
it didn't seem all that low though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

haha that's because
I try not to let it slip down, especially not with strangers. But I was in a real rush last night so picked up the first thing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I feel as though I lost out somehow

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

It's just cleavage
plenty of that on the net
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

not live cleavage
from someone you sort of know.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

your missus
might not have been best pleased if I'd thrust my breasts in her face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

you never know until you try

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I'm going to go
with my instincts on this one funnily enough
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

haha I'm picturing you going
"what do you think of these eh?" and shimmying them back and forth whilst she looks horrified.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

that would be repulsive beyond belief

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

it really would
fortunately I think everyone there would dismiss it as some kind of hallucination
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

a bad batch of weed
or alarming dose of LSD
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

if that situation does ever arise
I'll be sure to say "no, didn't see a thing" if someone asks "woah, did you see that?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

repulsive entertaining

Incidentally, is the new username also a sneaky reference to getting your tits hacked off?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Dammit this is funny.
The word "mams" is always funny. I'm going to keep asking until I get some bastard acknowledgement.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Oh grow up.
If someone doesn't notice your joke, it's not the end of the world. Be a mam.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I laughed
briefly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

That's all I wanted.
You fuckers.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Not found
:(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

fixed now

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

yeah it's best not to just grab their boobs and make a honk sound
But all the other stuff, like the casually touching their arm and leaning into them, basically everything that Cosmo has taught us, works on women as well even if they're not muffdivers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Don't go "I'll fuck you if you take my business card"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

you say "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

good advice all of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

then bump tits

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)