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Long thread is regionally exclusiveI have chores to do. I turned down going to dinner to do them so help me get motivated.
I'm so tired.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:29,
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Yay!I love food, songs, the sofa and twinkly lights.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:32,
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I knew you would : )I'm a bit bah humbug about Christmas.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:34,
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I don't spend a lotIt's just nice to be off work and snuggly on the sofa and to have my mum and dad to myself.
The bf is shunning me to be humbug.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:37,
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Good God! I want less of my mum and dad, not more.They might be going to Tenerife at christmas to be with my youngest sister over there. *fingers crossed*
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:40,
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Christmas is the only time it's just me and them in their houseWe do lolz.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:43,
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Is it like an Episode of Bread?*There, I've said it and I'm not taking it back*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:45,
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My parents abide by the law and don't live on state benefitsAlthough there was a weekly family collection six years ago when my ex fucked off and I needed MOAR rent money.
It was not collected in a porcelain chicken.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:48,
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I'd love a porcelain chicken.I'd keep my eggs in it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:50,
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I would.Sundays when the extended family are there do get a bit Bread-like, but me and my M&D are cooler than that, in a pillocky way.
Mum can be a bit bitchy but she's generally alright.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:51,
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I'd love a big hard cock
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:13,
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Ball-Pit? Ice-Cream Factory?This isn't helping is it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:31,
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Don't be a divvy, lar.Come'ead eh?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:34,
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ooo, ice creamthat could motivate anyone
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:33,
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Or scare 'em if they'remilk intolerant.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:34,
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Ball pit just makes me think of some sort of homo gangbang.(
girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:33,
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I think that says a lot about you and your warped mind.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:35,
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Allocate to Thursday, go back to painting orcs, or whatever keeps you amused behind closed doors(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:33,
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What the bejesus are orcs?Are they off He-Man?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:34,
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I've met orcsthey are largely cockney and green
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:34,
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you don't get green 'awksbut you get green orcs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:40,
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What about women from the Isle of Man? What are they called?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:37,
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I'll see your Isle of Manand raise you Lesbos
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:41,
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I was being horrible and inferring that you're a female gerd, who mostly spends your saturdays at the Games workship(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:36,
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or playing dangerous gamesputting make up on scary creatures
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:38,
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Running around a field dressed as a wizard,mumbling "double hit double hit", through each gasp on your inhaler
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:40,
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pffI do enchanted
shut up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:41,
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"Healing potion, healing potion"(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:42,
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different other system(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:43,
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My ignorance of this pleases me no end(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:45,
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I don't know what gerds are now!Stop confusing me.
I'm too low-brow to be into games.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:38,
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www.zxspectrum.net for all your* gaming needs.
*Your needs may differ to that of the poster.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:41,
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I'll keep MOAR in mind for the future.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:46,
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Okay.www.zxspectrum.net, the only site on the net where you can witness The Old Man and Chumlee being slowly fed M&M's by TGB.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:49,
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It's a mixture of geek and nerd, double the spots and smell of wee(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:41,
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I like both I think.No I used to like nerds. I think I just like geeks now.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:42,
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I think Geek is the way forward.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:43,
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Nothing wrong with female nerdsI need *some* way of meeting people of the female persuasion*.
*aside from my non-nerdy clubs, and just general real life
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:55,
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Lots of lovely young single ladies at bashes.And most of them are bloody hot stuff.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:02,
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I just did the washing up.We needed to do that very badly. I need someone to come and clean my house for a case of beer.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:43,
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We have a deal.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:49,
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Awesome as I still don't have a job need to keep busy somehow
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:51,
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Best of luck with the search.There's still a month or so to go. Have you killed anyone at your job yet?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:52,
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no ive just kinda stopped working(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:55,
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Well, at least no more boxes.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:56,
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someone did point out one of our biggest clients has an office in enfield though(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:58,
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NEVER SURRENDER.Don't do it! Something will turn up, I'm sure. Something that isn't boxes.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:00,
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And when you get one, I'll bake you a cupcake wearing a hat.You have my word.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:09,
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I have washing up and clothes washing to do.So tired *sadface*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:44,
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I'm sleepy too.Nasty bug going round.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:50,
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And a motorboat to the front, this time?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:50,
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I'm going to get stuck down a hole.Those Chilean miners are getting loads of hugs from people.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:54,
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I will crush you on Friday. With love.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:55,
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I have masterchef and the apprentice on this evening and a bag of m&ms win!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:43,
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I will be watching both of these too. Currently watching a programme about Mt Everest. Makes me want to go back to Base Camp.(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)
Have you been watching 71 degrees north?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:48,
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I missed the first one so I will torrent the whole series and watch it then.I really, really, really want to go back to Base Camp.
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first one has the most annoying girl ever on but stick with itWould you go all the way up?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:52,
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I would love to do the summit but I don't think I would be allowed due to my epilepsy (even though this has been stable for a while). I went to stage one base camp in 2001 - 21,000 feet I think. Probably the best experience of my life.
I would kill to be able to stand on top of the world just once.
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Not the same. There is also matter of the US$60,000 it would cost to summit Everest.(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)
wow id never really thought of the costMakes sense tho
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:07,
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A lot of it is medical insurance. The experienced leader of each attempt (or guide or whatever they are called) also get about $10k - danger money I guess.(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)
What sort of M&M's?And is it a big-bag or a crappy small one?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:47,
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extra crunchy? are they in the light blue bag?They didn't have those
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:53,
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Yeah, they're in the blue bags.Did you get a big bag?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:58,
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Ooo! Roota.Biscuit had another adventure. My mum took her out for a walk around the woods in the park and she ran off and got lost. My mum found her whimpering and clinging to a wall down a small ravine. She was stuck on a branch with her bum and couldn't get down.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:45,
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With difficulty.She said she came back covered in mud from scrambling down to get her. She said she could tell that Biscuit was sooooo glad to see her and wouldn't leave her side for a while. Today we both took the dogs out and she was off adventuring again without a care in the world.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:48,
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Do Bobby and Monty remind you of Biscuit and Benji?It occurred to me this afternoon but you weren't around.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:50,
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I just remembered you saying Biscuit had been haranguing Benji once.It stuck in my head.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:05,
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Oh I see what you mean.She's always haranguing him. Poor bugger. Sometimes my sister takes Biscuit away for a bit just to give him some peace.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:07,
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I assume that makes me benji ?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:09,
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NO! BISCUIT!You know and Monty's the arld fella going "oh god will you stop nipping at me..."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:26,
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Yeah that makes sense. I prefer scrappy doo to his scooby(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:31,
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A really annoying cunt and a dog who's off his tits?Hmm.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:32,
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You can't deny it fits.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:34,
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That as wellNo actually, Biscuit kicks Scrappy's annoying arse.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:32,
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I like to think Monty enjoys our altercations a little(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:37,
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When we do have cause to gazOne another it's always civil and occasionally friendly.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:41,
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Is Biscuit your dog?Or a gay man who house-shares with your Mum?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:47,
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Behold Biscuit and Benji.
About six months older now.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:52,
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Biscuit is adorable.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:52,
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I love herI want to be friends with Benji too though
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:54,
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He doesn't look sad in that picture.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:58,
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He's got sad eyes.You can't tell in that pic so much. He won't go near my dad when he's been boozing either. We don't know why.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:59,
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you would say that as you share a love of things up your ass(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:54,
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What does Biscuit like up her ass?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:55,
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sticks from bgbs post above(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:00,
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Oh, I missed that.Oh yeah, I do love some twigs and berries up my arse.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:01,
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She's a lot bigger and hairier like Benji now.But still cute as a button.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:55,
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I prefer the kitticats.Mine in particular.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:57,
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ooocute, but sort out your white balance!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:17,
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Hiya!I know a boy-dog called Biscuit.
He is cute and bonkers too.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:01,
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I approve very muchSweet.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:05,
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www.b3tards.com/u/14ebb740f3120de4f77d/imag0051.jpg
Check out my bitches
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:06,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBcT9iwZqUQ&feature=player_embedded#!
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:17,
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She's motivated me alrightNow you know me Beege, I'm one cheesy bitch. Not a bit of humbug, but I don't mind telling you, I want to snap that little prick's spine.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:32,
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No honestlyIt's that kid. And I'm not one of these people who thinks it's cool to hate kids. I love them.
But him, and it's not his fault, but god he's annoying.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:41,
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NoSorry. I wanted to like it. I love that song.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:51,
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Alright jeff what's new?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:31,
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Fuck the chores.Sit back, open a pack of cigarilloes and buy shoes on the internet.
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I've put the washing in, done some tidyingNow it's wine and naps :D
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:46,
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I knowI can't meet your standards Barry.
You're too strict.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:51,
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You need to find the fun elements of not drinking.My current favourite is playing drinking games, then when you lose and have to down something say 'nah I don't drink'. When they ask why you say you're a recovering alcoholic - it completely kills the upbeat mood of the party.
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