blah blah massive drugs, blah blah music snobbery
I've been listening to The Cartoonz.

oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bing bang!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hahaha
You said it better than me. Music, music, music... I don't even now these people he's talking about. Shall we threadjack?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

what has you not knowing them got to do with it?
Given the choice I would happily sit and listen to bands as suggested by Monty (or in fact most of the people on here). I like nothing better than getting excited about some new music.

I've got b3ta to thank for some of my very favourite bands.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

You wouldn't want to listen to any of my suggestions
I listen to shit, TOTAL FUCKING SHIT
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

such as?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Blondie
The Ramones

But mostly classical now. I'm going to see "The Magic Flute" next week.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I like Blondie and The Ramones
That's something.

I love The Magic Flute, but never went to see it. I've been in The Swam's Lake (maybe it's called different in English) in an old greek theatre in Barcelona, and it was great.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I saw Carmen a few months ago
A French opera set in Spain. What's that all about?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Oh, yes
I saw that one as well, and found it very disturbing, as it seems it's kind of ok to kill Carmen, as she was cheating... strange.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Yeah, that shocked me too
Ok, she was a gypsy-slag-wagon, but did she deserve such a violent end?

Probably (I mean, "No, of course not")
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Yeah
The moral of the story is not very good. But eh, it was made by a French, what were you expecting?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Carmen was killed?!
SPOILER ALERT!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Mmmm...
I hope you're joking.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I am, don't worry

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Good, good

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

The Ramones are one of the best bands of all time.
Ever seen 'End of the Century'? Excellent, funny and incredibly sad all at once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

But all their songs are essentially the same...
"One two THREE FOUR!" followed by 2 minutes of "Da na na na na NAAHHH, Da na na na na NAHHH"

But I like them.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

If the one song you do is fucking brilliant then keep doing it, I say.
To write songs a simplistic as theirs is actually deceptively hard to do, as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I really dislike Blondie
and I'm not entirely sure why. I think it's because I find the music really average and yet lots of people rate it.

classical stuff is good. I thoroughly enjoyed seeing the Marriage of Figaro.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Blondie fills me with nostalgia for my childood (and other emotions that are different and strange)
I know they're shit, but their music fires the pleasure receptors in my brain.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

She was incredibly beautiful.
Their records are 'meh'.

People get the two confused.

The End.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I really don't see the appeal of her
don't find her all that attractive
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I'll have her then. Much of the allure to me is her attitude.
*shakes hands*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

me too
i never let any hot boys anywhere near my ipod.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

My ipod is hidden in a drawer
lest prying eyes find my secret shame
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

how's your harem??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Lucy meowed all night and she's got one freaky meow
it sounds like donald duck saying "hello"

Charlie is still huffy. Preened for a bit and then went back in her coop.

tsk.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

so basically
both the women in your life are sulking about something!

there's nothing for it, you're going to have to ask charlie to move in with you if you don't want to be accused of favoritism.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I think i'll just buy another house and leave them to it
or i'll live in the chicken coop
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

i think
that would be the very definition of "henpecked" to say nothing of "pussywhipped" !
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

you're really proud of that aren't you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

i did make myself laugh
which i try to avoid generally as the preserve of mad old lady tramps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I laugh at my own jokes all the time
even when no one else does.

Actually, especially when no one else does.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Yes but you like music
Loads of us just don't like music.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

this
although I think you're being sarcastic.

I like music I just don't jizz over it all the time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Yep, I like listening to new music
but, again, I can't listen to music at work, so I can't comment on anything anyone above is saying, as I don't know a single one of those. In other music threads, I've participated saying the music I like, but nobody here knows them and it's a bit of a monologue that gets boring after a while.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

You see? Exactly like this
Everytime there's a music thread, I talk to myself only.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Yes, I know what you mean
It's like if nobody else could read what you write when you're talking about music. It's so weird. I wonder why it happens.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Yes let's threadjack!
Three of my pole girls are deliberately flouting my Halloween rules and dressing as bunnies.

What is the worst costume you've ever seen? When I was in a pub a couple of years ago on Halloween some kids came in wearing binliners and those rubbish 50p plastic masks. They had a tupperware box that they were taking round and saying 'Trick or Treat' for money. What surprised me most was that there was dickloads of money in the sodding box! Little shits.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

In Liverpool we had scally kids come round with a shit 'Guy'
In mid October! And they were asking for a "Quid for the guy". Fucking inflation...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

With kids now though
instead of 'TPing your house' they'll probably set fire to your car.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Tru tru
The little shits.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Did they ever have Mischief Night around your way?
The stupid little village idiots did it where I used to live, they did stuff like spraying silly string on your house, spraying shaving mousse under your car door handles and even putting black electrical tape on registration numbers so that Ls would be Es and stuff.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

No
And it sounds like a wanky version of Devil's Night from The Crow.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

yeah pretty much
it was annoying, I got the shaving foam under the car door thing and they put washing up liquid over the ends of my windscreen washer caps so it was foamy for a while.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Haha
That's a great idea, I might do that. Sounds cheap and easy (the binliners, not the bunnies)

The worst costume I've seen was in Carnival in Tenerife. We were teenagers and trying to be sexy (we were very, very bad girls). One of our friends kept saying she had the best dress ever, and it was a surprise, and we were all expecting something very cheeky. Then she appeared dressed as Donald Duck. A full, massive duck, you know, like a mascott dress, you could only see her eyes, and she was a meter taller than anyone else. It was really weird and she could barely moved. The Carnaval in Tenerife is similar to Brazil's and you won't see anyone wearing that.

She couldn't see and walk properly, so ended up falling on a pool of pee, and crying because her great dress was ruined and went back home. Poor girl.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

the bunnies will no doubt be cheap and easy as well!
haha poor girl, it's like in Mean Girls when she goes to Halloween dressed as a zombie and everyone else is wearing really slutty stuff.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Well, she knew
We'd been telling her we were going to wear very slutty devil dresses, red and very sort, showing almost everything, not a lot left for imagination. And she comes as Donald Duck. We pissed ourselves laughing. I know it's wrong, but...

I don't feel like going as a bunny... I'm not so proud of my body. I want something big and not tight, so the binlinen sounds good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

My entire lower half is going to be covered in pink fluff so I won't be looking particularly sexy either!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Yeah, I need something like that
I'm going to dig out something. Luckily Mark is on his stag do that weekend, so I should have time to go shopping and find something to wear.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I once saw some daft bint in a corset!
Can you believe it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

you were probably hallucinating from all the MASSIVE DRUGS

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Halloween is just an excuse for unimaginative girls to dress extra slutty
Best time of the year!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Meh
I usually put quite a lot of effort in to my hallowe'en costumes, whilst at the same time being much more daring than I normally would. Fun times :)
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

me too
although I steer clear of costumes from Ann Summers, bleurgh. Slutty police women and army girls are horrible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

horrible Nice to look at on the right person, but a sure sign that there's not much going on upstairs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

but you can tell what's going on downstairs
because it's on fucking display
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)