Ye-es?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why the fuck did you get one up the duff?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

He'd swallowed all his condoms.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I thought
I’d met the right one for me. She is extremely good looking, very clever and capable of great thoughtfulness and kindness. The sadistic, twisted malevolence and physical violence didn’t appear until later.

*I always think that, mind you. I am a fool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

My answer was better.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

i am not sure whether to go with the
"i am one, will you bone me for a fee" or "why are you cheating on me" route. you pick one and respond accordingly (like those 'choose your own destiny' books)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I want to make a pro bono joke
but I'm not clever enough
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

you mean
i could do monty as pro-boner?

i could but (i) he doesn't qualify as sufficiently desperate for free assistance and (ii) i've fulfilled my charity quota for this year.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

but monty is very anti Bono
lololoerzcopter
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

£800 per hour and I'll do THE LOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

that's about 5 seconds each
what can you do in 5 seconds?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Not ‘the lot of you’ – I mean THE LOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

so you're saying
that you'd pay me?

no other women please. i am all about the exclusivity and mutual trust and affection.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)