I hate it when people start new threads by complaining how long the last one was
so I won't do that. Rate your week so far out of ten and say what you'd rather be doing with your Friday night instead of sitting here chatting codshit with me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:42, 108 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

7/10
shagging and dancing. Probably not in that order
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Shag-dancing!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

isn't that what these young 'hip hop stars' do?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

nah, that's rape

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

went from 8/10 at the start of the week to 0/10 today
I am staying in getting drunk and trying to install software on to a temporary laptop until our kit is replaced next week.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

It's right fucking shitty what's happened to you this past few days.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

^this.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Ta. The more cider I have the (slightly) less angry I get.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Thanks. Looking on the bright side I am hoping I am getting all the shit due to me out of the way in one go!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

My week 6/10
Started badly, got progressively better
Wednesday night being particularly good.
I would rather be in a pub. In London. Next Friday.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

5 out of 10
I had a fairly good week at work and home.
But had to go to a funeral today.
I'm still at work, but will be making jello shots when I get off and playing with my dog. Then probably going out to play.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

my week was average
5/10

I'd rather be having dinner with Ben spies
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Ben spies sounds like mince pies
now I want mince pies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

its pronounced speez
Do you now want cheese?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Cheezy Peaz
Pleaze!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

theyre brilliant!!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

:D

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Good job it's not pronounced "Spaz"
I can't think of a foodstuff that rhymes with spaz.

Fajitas don't count.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

chicken madraz

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

pizzaz (pural)
also applies to burgaz
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Pushing the boundaries
Soft S - v - Hard Z.

Pam Ayres could possibly get away with it. Or The Wurzels.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

lamb koftaz

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

patatas bravaz

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

aww man, I want that, too now
idiot ex used to make them. Now perhaps I will have to learn, or get current squeeze to make them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Tell him to get useful

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

yeah!
*does embarrassing wiggly finger thing like they do on american sitcoms*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Combine with sideways head-bobbing movement for maximum attitood.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

kebabz

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Mince pies are horrible. Not as bad as Christmas pudding though which is completely rank.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I'm with you on the mince pies thing.
I'm against you on the xmas pudding thing. It's discriminatory that you can't eat xmas pudding all year round and if I get in before next Wednesday I'm sure there'll be a worthy body that will take up my cause.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Five out of ten.
I'd rather be drinking and chatting with you : )

...and badger and DG and tourettes and everyone else.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

aww :)

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

My week began
with a 5, and ended with a 7 and a half. I should be revising right now, not messing around, but with only twelve hours it feels a bit last minute

edit: what I'd like to be doing is having a drink with someone hot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

6/10
Lots of new clubs, but also a load of new lectures (though seems like a good bunch of lecturers this year). And no tutorials yet, which is always a plus.

I'd rather be visiting friends, but unfortunately don't have the time yet.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

turns out that people with rhinos to sponsor out are pretty hardcore
news.discovery.com/animals/rap-artist-50-cent-pressured-to-adopt-rhino.html
#justiceforphila if you're a twitterer apparently
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I'd tell them to bugger off

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

8/10
I've just got in from early evening drinking with my sister, but she was driving so we cut things short.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Started out at about a 6
but during the week my head has gradually filled with snot and illness so 3/10.

I'd rather be on the lash with my brother, which I will be tomorrow, health permitting.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

on the lash in bed with
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

incest
the game the family can play
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Like monopoly
but with less arguing and more awkwardness.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

You need a decent malt scotch to rinse it all out.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I have naaaathing
Other than wussy white wine and some danish aquavit that I've never found a use for. I think I will be on the whiskey tomorrow though. No scotch though.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Aqavit is passable if you chill it slightly - try it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I think you need something fairly strong to eat with it
and I'm all out of pickled herring.

I might give it a try anyway, fuck it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

It works well with smoked food so take whatever you've got and burn it slightly.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Toast it is!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I like your desperation style.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Don't dis toast - a 24/7 food of champions.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

My snot and illness is progressively exiting the system this evening
and I've got some soothing dubstep on, so I'm bumping up to a 7.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

20/10
Totally awesome, today I saw The Internet; BetFred's servers are actually audiable, you can hear some sort of radio playing if you put your ear against their cabinate/rack thinggy. And I went with everyone to lunch for thai.

I love my new job =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

I'm pleased for you.
And slightly jealous.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Your time will come.
Aren't things getting better already?
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Things outside of work are pretty sweet.
Work's pretty shit at the minute, politics and shit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Thanks =)
Oddly enough, the guy above me, also used to be a guy who worked in a cab office, which is one of the reasons why he hired me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Haha there's hope for me yet!
Nice one.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Deffo, the cab industry is exactly what people think the Free Massions is about.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Nice on Gonz. Pleased for you.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Thanks mate =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I meant one not on - but I am drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Heh, I didn't even notice =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Aw Gonz!
*glees*
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

*Really Glee'd up*
I'm really looking forward to all the facebook/twitter/youtube/etc stuff they want me to do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

You'd better be having croissants for breakfast tomorrow.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Filled with emintile and ham, with a bit of mustard and butter =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

brilliant!
do they give you ice cream, too?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Heh, nah', but I get as much Relentless as I want =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

that can never end badly :/

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Gonz, you are a credit to the internet.
If, IRL, you were really this optimistic and keen, I would be obliged to punch you. I feel bad about this, but I would just have to do it, sorry.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

P.M.A
Linthord Christy was so right about that one =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Watching men who stare at goatsbrilluant moment where ewan mcgregor asks clooney what a jedi is
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

That's on my list.
Is it good?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

ill let you know when ive finished it :)

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Yes yes yes yes!

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

is your opinion in any way biased because it has jeff bridges in it?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Actually no.
It's a good film and I've read the book too.

Jeff is fucking cute though.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

its hillarious in places

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

An interesting week for me
Started with my boss saying he wasn't going to replace my company car, which wasn't a company car at all, but a gift of some form, even though the tax man shafted me for it. Ended when I test drove an almost new Skoda Octavia, and the bastard shelled out 12 grand for it. So I rate it only 6 out of 10 because my ma is in hospital with being being old and doddery, which is a bummer.

For a friday night, I would rather be with my lovelly lady, instead of being by myself. Though the empty bottle of Shiraz and the pizza box by the side of my desk, mitigate this feeling somewhat.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Hope your old dear's all right.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

^this

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

We're being far too nice to these people.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

but there is a level of reassurance in that when you've had a bad week. Don't make a habit of it mind.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

I guess you can't get lower than a 0/10.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

She is barmier than a box of frogs.
When I visited on Wednesday, she would only talk about her dad, a seargent in the scots guards, and how great he was. FFS he died in 1946. She managed to avoid all questions about why she was in hospital (a quick blackout) but we did arrange a sweepstake as to who, in her ward was going to snuff it during the night.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I like this!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

^ this ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

No, I don't want your sympathy.
If you knew the old witch, you would pull the plug on her life support machine.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I haven't spoken to my mother for more than 16 years - she's a complete cunt.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

^this
My maternal Grandmother.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I'm sorry for all the people in this situation.
I'm so fucked up, I believe my family deserves it's lot, but other people's family, no.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

All families are mixed up
You're posting on a board here of people who are, I'd say, mainly indepedent of their families.

Don't believe it's just yours, don't assume that you're imposing your woes on the unafflicted and above all don't assume that there's some sort of norm that your relationship with your family has deviated from.

Do what you think is right and stick with it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Yeah, probably.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

ok then i retract my sympathy and replace with
Let's hope the old bint had some good shit stored away
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

When she pop her clogs, I ll be able to move from this shit hole,
Provided she hasn't left it all to the Daily Fail
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I can't get drunk : (
I'm just getting tired.

Anyone watching the only way is Essex on ITV2? It's fucking shallower than a fucking shallow thing that's won the shallow competition ten years running.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

No, my housemates are watching Goodfellas
And I've gone "to bed" as I'm knackered.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Did you expect intellectual viewing?
It's a gross spectacle (I presume - I'm not watching).

Does it not make you feel better about your own place in life though?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Yes but I never expected it to be so honestly vacuous.
Please watch it. You will be shocked.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I can't watch TV
And be on line at the same time.

Doesn't fit in with my Barbour-coated middle-classness.

Suerely you're watching people who WANT to be on TV, and are therefore lacking any sort of social skills that normal people hold to their own.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Oh, is that what it is?
It's on over there with the sound down. Bonobo's keeping me occupied tonight. Since I got broadband I've watched about three hours of TV.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Bonobo?

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

sexy monkey

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Bert?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

can I just state that I do not do sex with monkeys
or relatives
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4qoOovygM8
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Ah! I've heard that tune.
Cool!
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

*high-fives*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)