roast chicken
with salad and mayonnaise.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What colour baguette have you gone for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Liverpool are proving to be very entertaining.
I have chicken pakoras and chocolate yopp.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Have you worked out if you're in the right country yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Its all been worked out now. I have had things explained to me.
Plus I have writing all over my arms. Ah well was a good night
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

What went wrong?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Apparently I got up at six and just drove home.
I don't really recall this but it's starting to make sense. Dick thing to do really.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

So you had 4 hours kip
And drove from Newport to Bristol?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I know. What a cunt.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Well you've not exactly showered yourself in glory with that move have you?
Don't do it again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I am suitably ashamed. It was a retarded move on my part.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

You fucking spastic.
I'm not serious on here very often but if you were fucked enough to not remember driving you're a fucking liability.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I know I'm massively ashamed. My car was there from Friday
And I just wanted to go home.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Next time
hide your keys from yourself. Drinking and driving when utterly inebriated is entirely wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Mate I know.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

drinking whilst drunk is ok

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Correct.
Driving whilst drunk and stoned isn't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

correct
I've never driven under the influence of anything stronger than hayfever medicine. Because whilst I'm an internet cunt I'm not a real life cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Oooh.
Check out the Internet cunt with standards!

But your no-drink-driving mantra meets with my approval.

You on series 3 yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

ive also been punched in the face for taking my mates keys because he was too drunk to drive
Maybe I should hook him up with lampito
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I've done worse things than punch people, you know.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

oh yeah the anal porn

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Though I did do a couple of films where I punched people before being anally violated

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

can you punch al at the bash
Preferably in the groin
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I'll see what I can do.
So my punch list for you goes to:

1. Bobby
2. Al

Anyone else?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

part of me wants to see if youd punch lab

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I think I explicitly told him I wouldn't punch him.
Anyone else?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Don't encouridge her to voilently phsyicly abuse people.
It's not a good thing to be so voilent that you would actually punch someone in the face over something as trivial as it being on a whim.

I don't know what goes through someone's head that means they wouldn't think twice about punching someone in the face. Must have some sort of anger control issues, that sort of person really should find a productive output for that force, maybe taking up corchet would vent some of that huge amount of fustration.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

No it's not, it leads to BAD THINGS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

anything youd like to share

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I "share" myself too much

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

sharing is caring

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

GOOD BAD THINGS

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

You'll change your tune after you've been Lamped'ito

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

My Dad used to tell me a story about one night he went out with a load of heads in the Met Police.
They got more and more wankered, eventually my dad drove home at some silly time. When he woke up the next day and realised he had driven home, the blood drained from his face. He checked for any scrapes, bumps or blood on his car and couldn't find any. He spent the next two months reading the papers for reports on hit'n'run stuff and was terrifide. This was in the 70s, and from that point on, he never touched a drop and drove again.

It's a dick move what you did, but you won't do it again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I know dude. I won't make that mistake again.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I once drove home at 6am after a night on LSD
Wasn't too bad, it had mostly worn off. Still probably shouldn't have, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

( broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

im loving this too much

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Me too

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I can't stop watching it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

You are Monty Boyce
Ai feel sorry for you
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

In my defence
a) it was a long time ago
b) it was piss poor acid, we were up all night but had little else to show for it.
c) at 6am on a Sunday Morning I don't think I saw a single other person.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

youre defending yourself?
You're a bigger dickneck than I thought
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

It was not my finest hour

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

but youre defending it
Oh yeah I ran over a few kids but in my defence it was a long time ago
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

white
the whole thing is delicious. It's probably calorie laden, but oh so good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

If you're enjoying it
Then there isn't a problem is there?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I'm trying to cut down
on the calories at the moment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Well go for a jog or something
That'll burn the baguette off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)