I love Mondays and dislike the weekend.
*ducks for cover*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:53, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i'd like to see covers for ducks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Because?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Best night out is Monday, and I enjoy my lectures and seminars. Weekends bore me to tears because there is nothing to do. I'd go out but no one else does.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)

I work continental shifts, "week" and "weekend" have no meaning.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

week is monday to friday
Weekend is Saturday and Sunday
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( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I love working Sundays
And have been working today.

Gets me Friday off and you can't beat being off on Friday.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

i used to get Fridays and Sundays off in a place I worked
since the best nights at the local indie disco were thursday and saturday, this suited me just fine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Not even having four consecutive days off out of every eight?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

No
Because you'll be copping for nights, or lates, and I can't make myself nocturnal. This is quite late for me but I'm 11.42 clock on for the rest of the week.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

I'm massively unemployed
I often don't know what day it is.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I was out of work for five months at the beginning of this year. Soul destroying stuff.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

End of this month will be 5 months since uni finished
Fairly boring stuff.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

There's only so much internet porn and Xbox Live a man can take
Until madness threatens to take over.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

take up crochet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

That was Gonz' advice to me to stop me punching people
and my ex's to stop me going so insane.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

it's what all the cool* kids do


*not actually cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

You go to work in a sombrero?*
*Credits whatever comedian first said it
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

I probably could on a Sunday
Despite my (admittedly muted) protests I'm now Sunday shift manager.

Sombreros for my brave conquistadors - at the double.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I like both
But only on odd weeks (in Oxford dates), since then I don't have to spend the entire day 2 floors underground in a lab for 2 days...
Guess what this week is...
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)