Morning.
I'd sterilise Monty, but let him keep the £200.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Monty has already bred though
YOU'RE TOO LATE JEFF TOO LATE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

where IS monty today?
this place is poorer without him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

What have you done with him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

he's still tied to my bedstead
it's iron so it should hold him a while.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

He'll enjoy that.
It must be more fun than being forced to lick-clean the carpet in the spare room!

A story that still shocks me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

ugh I hate people rubbing their hands over carpet
licking it makes me feel sick
*vomits on carpet*
*monty licks it off*
*vomits again*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You'd love that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

and me
i am tempted to put something about it on facebook, worst of all the burns, but then the mutual friend would just get into trouble.

foul incontinent bitch!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

What is more amazing
Is that you said you fell out over something completely different.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

well yeah
i only found out about this episode more than a year after she moved out!

we fell out because she felt i didn't pay enough attention to her wonderful new boyfriend even though (i) she brought him to my birthday party to introduce him without asking; (ii) they sat and snogged all night (they were 38 and 40) so noone wanted to go near them; (iii) then they had a big row; (iv) he happily let everyone buy him drinks all night despite not knowing anyone, and never put his hand in his pocket once, and in this bar the beers were a tenner each; and (v) they split up a month later. this was the final straw after a lot of selfish behaviour on her part, so i just stopped calling/texting/emailing her as a result!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

What sort of idiot chooses to go to a bar where the beers are a tenner each?
Was it a clip joint?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

fairly typical for a fancy bottled beer
in some bars round here, sadly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I still use some pubs that'll sell me a nice cider for £1.45 a pint!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Morning TFYOFSTGB
Question for you:

If you decide to have a little nap, or doze off whilst watching the telly, will you miss a whole nights sleep so as to keep your name on here correct?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I like the fact the end of my name still spells out TGB
And I'm at work all day then when I get home it's not that long till I go to bed anyway. SO I reckon I'll be fine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I think you've just put yourself under a lot of pressure with the four sleeps claim.
You know that if you get up in the night to have a wee, that counts as a completed sleep, and going back to bed again after starts a new sleep. Thems the rules.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

My young bladder means I never get up in the night
Old man
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

For now, Maybe.
But I still maintain that your four-sleeps claim is excessive.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

why?
I will probably sleep from midnight to 730 for the next four nights

AS I ALWAYS DO IN THE WEEK
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

You'll be too excited to sleep on Thursday
And therefore you'll keep waking up in the night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I'm already having difficulty sleeping : (
*skips*
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

ha ha ha
You sleep in a skip!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

This means I have at least 12 sleeps to go

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Monty should have more kids, not less.
It might sort him out.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I'm just trying to find him a couple of hundred quid!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)