key lime pie bubble gum for breakfast
I'd most like to have a drink with Gonz.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I want your magical bubblegum
we only have mint and strawberry over here. Sometimes there's apple.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

when I get your package together, I'll throw some in there.
We've got flavor changing gum, too.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

oh my god that is so amazing
Every so often I remember I've got to get your package together and I go "oh I'm totally doing that at the weekend" and then I forget, and the cycle continues. I'm totally going to do it at the weekend though!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Would you like to sort out my package too?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I appear to have dropped my monocle in my champagne

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

That's quite ok
I'll move it closer to your face so you can see it properly.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

HALP!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Don't worry
It's not that scary.

Or indeed that big
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

teabagging is never pleasant
regardless of size or shape.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I wasn't planning on getting it quite that close.
I hear you have sharp teeth...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I'm like Christopher Walken in Sleepy Hollow
and also like Christopher Walken in that Fatboy Slim video, but that's a different matter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

hahaha that's meee tooo
so, hersheys kisses, other random junk, and gum??
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

yes please!
I'm going to put in Kendal Mint Cake, something to do with a bulldog and something with a union jack on it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I do not like mint, my love :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

me neither, it's minging.
Ok scratch that, I'll find a different stereotypical food. I'm not posting eels though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

ew, gawd, I'm send you lush delicious things, send me something I can enjoy pleeease :)
why something to do with a bulldog, anyway?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

The bulldog is typically British
I think. Not sure why, it's an ugly fucking dog.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

i think you just answered your own question

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

how about proper shortbread
clotted cream fudge, edinburgh rock (man i LOVE edinburgh rock) or blackpool rock stick with KRISTINE written through the middle...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I've never had Edinburgh rock in years
*plans trip to tourist tat shop*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

ooh they sound good, I'll get on the rock thing definitely, don't know how well shortbread would last in the transatlantic crossing

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

It lasts pretty well
I've done it several times!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

in a tin it would be fine
i am sure!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

okey doke I shall give it a try
but if she gets smushed and mouldy shortbread I'm blaming you two.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

and cola flavour
i used to quite like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Ooh, Cherry Hubba Bubba
Awesome stuff.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I love Key Lime Pie
I think it's the best dessert to come out of the US.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I'm quite fond of banana pudding.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I made a banana cream pie a bit ago
it was proper delicious.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

oh god
Someone is going to have a field day with this one, kitty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

*plans field trip*

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

tut I'm so naive

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

rswipe in agreeing with al for once shocker
read all about it here ^^^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Do you have a direct line to Willy Wonka or something?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

mmmmmmmmmmmgobstoppers
I haven't had those in years!

alas, no, we just have awesome gum
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I want some peppermint patties and Mountain Dew.
And maybe some double stuff Oreos.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

They sell Mountain Dew all over the shop now

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

WHERE WHERE I KEEP HEARING THIS I'M IN LONDON WHY CAN'T I GET IT

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

the 24 hour shops near me all sell it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Forget Mountain Dew, you need VENOM.
THREE GRAMS of stimulants in a bottle of still-not-as-bad-as-redbull.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

o_O
As good as Powerthirst?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

SPORTS! You'll be good at them!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Rockstar is my favourite heart palpitation drink.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

It's in my Sainsbury's, I assume it's nationwide.
It just tastes like sugary lemonade though, I was well disappointed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

It is sugary lemonade.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

well that's ok then.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

code red mountain dew is where it's at

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

the zombie fighters' drink of choice

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Mainly the drinks cabinet though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

the mint oreos
are amazing. can you get them over here? can you fuck.

which is probably a good thing, in retrospect.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

we've got those magnificent oreos that come out at christmas with the white chocolate coating
oh boy
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

oh god
you mean the oreo cookies smothered in chocolate?

should be illegal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Never mind that.
I would give a kidney for a good steak 'n' cheese sub.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I quite want to try a Taco Bell
So much I might contemplate getting on the train to Chafford Hundred...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

do it do it do it
soo bueno
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

You'll be disappointed
I often eat in Taco Bells when I'm in the US. But I never seem to like it as much as I think I'm going to. Yet I keep going back.

You'd think I'd learn one day.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Now as for Whitecastle....
...so wrong yet so right.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Harold and Kumar made me kind of want one.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

"...just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I've never been tempted by a White Castle
Jack in the Box make the best cheeseburgers on earth though. Measured by the twin factors of tastiness and saturated fat content.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Also...
I want to know why UK Chinese restaurants don't sell scallion pancakes, and why American ones don't have prawn crackers.
Come on Chinese people - get your fucking act together.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Likewise
Indian restaurants in the US make very odd dishes, to our UK tastes. I once ordered something spicy, a Jalfrezi or something, in New Jersey, and was asked whether I wanted it mild, medium or hot.

They did that with all the dishes, so I could have had an impotent Madras or a fiery Korma.

But US Mexican restaurants are better than their UK counterparts. I guess it's a function of the number of people of a particular culture who are resident in the country. Here we have a sizeable Indian population, so there are lots of good Indian restaurants, and the same is true of Mexicans in the USA.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

The other side of the coin is that...
...'ethnic' foods are changed to suit the tastes of the locals. Most Mexicans would no sooner order food in a New York mexican food joint than an Indian would order a Tikka Masala.
Having said that I was once asked in an American Irish pub if I wanted a large pint or a small one.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

There are some brilliant Mexican restaurants in London.
It's just that you live in the howling wastes of the frozen North.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Have you been to Wahaca? Love that place.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

i do too
lovely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Taco Bell is best consumed late and stoned.
Otherwise it is vile.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I would not want to risk getting stranded and baked in Essex.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)