Ive trashed my copy. I'll see if I can find another one.
It's badly written, Enzyme would have a field day correcting the spelling and punctuation.
Actually lack of punctuation, a whole A4 sheet without one bit. It's very "stream of consciousness" too. Fucking mentalist.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Send it to the Tate, they'll call it modern art.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

No they wouldn't.
Don't be thick.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Yeah I was being deadly serious there.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I bet you were but now you're backing down.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

damn, you see right through me

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Post it on here and FHM will probably steal it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Does this suggest that somewhere, Gonz has an evil twin brother?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

It's Monty I reckon
the poor writing is just a ruse.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Ha! Of course, the perfect way to throw us of the scent!
Does the letter also make any mention of a love for David Bowie?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Monzo? Gonty?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

A drunk collaboration
Monty dictating the letter, and Gonz writing it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

"My good man Gonz, take this down immediately"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

'It has come to my attention that love flowering between the races
has produced a child that I wish to be disposed of'


'You mixed rase people shud kill ur child'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

If they're both at the bash this should be arranged.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Ha!
I was going to suggest that you scan or reproduce it here, too!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)