I really don't think your going up there for a 'dance-off' will help matters.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:41, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

lol
Sorry Darth.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Ha! This has given me the wonderful mental image
of Darth getting a gang of dancers together in top hats and tails, marching up to the school and straight into the headmaster's office, then launching into the incredibly camp dance routine that gets disrupted at the end of Blazing Saddles.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

*sings*
"Throw out your hands
stick out your toosh
hands on your hips
give them a push
you'll be surprised
you're doing the French Mistake

VOILA!"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

There's a very slim chance
That his education establishment is one at which my dance school is putting on a charity show next year

In which case we'll find out whether or not your above statement is true or not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Shaming bullies
through advanced level foxtrot.

No way could that fail. No way.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

'Let's show them, girls!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

"We'll show them what self-confidence is all about!"
"Aaaand, GRAPEVINE"
( Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Hahaha! Wha??
Grapevine?? You know too much sir. I put it to you that you "foxtrot" with the best of them

best gayest
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Balls

( Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Two things
a) the Foxtrot is immensely difficult, and anyone who can do it at a high level is to be admired

b) the Foxtrot is in no way gay. Old-fashioned it certainly is, but that's the point. The Cha Cha Cha and Samba, on the other hand, are camp as tits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Dont spoil the joke man!!
You dance if you want to, sunshine!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I'll dance you under the table, sir
Let's all ponder just how that would work

Unless we had a fucking massive table
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

limbo!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'm sure you would!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

you can leave all your friends behind...

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

A dance called 'The Cha Cha Cha'
was always going to be somewhat lavender-scented, wasn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Tell me about it
An important part of developing any level of ability in the Latin dances is a total lack of self-regard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I got told to 'grapevine' at the gym
I had no idea what that meant so I tripped over my own feet trying to copy everyone else
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

One, two, three
CLAP
( Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

No, you got told to 'fuck off' at the gym.
You're deaf as well as blind, it seems.

(was that a bit too mean?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

no that one wasn't as mean as the last one
The female gym nazis didn't like me because I'm all thin and shit so you're kind of right.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

At the risk of sounding ig'nant
Why is someone thin, fit and "as strong as a white rhino" going to the gym in the first place?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

To make the fatties cry, I hope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

to laugh at the fatties

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Stop copying me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Stop copying me.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

This was before I found Pole
and I was only walking 0.3 miles to work instead of 1.8. Plus I really like pie.

And to MOTIVATE the fatties into becoming more like me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Strictly Come Beat Bullying
Way too many masturbation synonyms in that name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

dance-off wank in the playground.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)