Sounds like a fun night to me.
Sorry! can't have been nice for you.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it was fun beforehand
he's a great laugh, and the beginning was nice. I just don't think he's learnt restraint
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Send him my way.
I'll teach him all about restraints.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

'Extreme' porn has a lot to answer for.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I suspect it's something like that
I found a handful of hair today though, who really likes that?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Duncan Goodhew?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I wish I knew what this meant
but it was horrible.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

He is a famous alopecia suffering swimmer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

now that makes sense
I doubt even he'd have liked it though. Lucky I found it, the cleaner would've been horrified
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

You have to remember this place is full of kids Monty.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Why do you think I hang around here?
*leers*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Fuck off bert.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Hahah RUMBLED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

You knows it Noncey Boyce.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

yes this
In my experience guys who've had one or more long term girlfriends are a million times better in bed. If you've had 100 one night stands, you might have slept woth 100 girls, but you won't have learned how to find what works quickly and sexily!

Men who've watched too much porn instead are instantly identifiable by their rough handling and weird ideas of what girls really like!

On the plus side though most grow out of it by about 22 so you obly have to wait a year or so!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Since he's had three longterm girlfriends
I strongly suspect that this was the first time he's tried it. I was just the wrong person to pick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

either that or his last girlfriend
did like it like that and he'd forgotten that few others do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

^ this is also possible
but mind you, your chances of finding a genuinely submissive person in society must be slim, so I'm surprised he forgot that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Either way it's a bit much for the first time. Unless you discuss it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

exactly
How hard can it be to say "is that nice" or "do you like it like that".

Instead of looking for giblets and then wondfering why her flatmate doesn't join in.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I will be a happy man when I find a tall redhead who wants to kick the shit out of me

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Well I'm not a readhead, but....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

I thought you liked books?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I do indeed.
I think I'm missing a gag here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Typo alert.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

When I laugh
it segues into a hacking cough, so if you don't mind awfully...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

When I laugh at the moment
I end up sounding like an asthmatic mong being Lubbocked at a pool party. I feel your pain.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

You look like that, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

You say the nicest things, Monty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I'm too good to you, I really am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I am seriously looking forward to Friday though.
even though you're going to be there
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

You cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Love you really. Mwah! Mwah!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Readhead
read head, like a crack head
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

That was a step too far for my foggy 'high on Lemsip' brain, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

It wasn't that funny :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Neither was 'Duncan Goodhew'
so we're on 1 all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

You're kidding aren't you?
The shiny dome; the lack of eyebrows; the fact it was caused by him falling out of a tree when he was a nipper... fucking hilarious.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

The fellow is clearly a boor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

*handles roughly*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)