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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oi, I loved Clubs as a kid.
"If you like a lorra chocolate on your biscuit, join our Club"
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I was a Viscount kinda kid
Mint only, the orange ones were foul.

Oh, and Yo-Yo's, the toffee ones mostly, but the mint ones were great as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Seconded.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Uniteds were gay. Breakaways were gayer.
Gold Bars rocked Chateau Boyce back in the diggedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
TOFFEE POPS!
edited for the dulling effects of time
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Yes, smoochykins?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Gold bars are brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
I had no idea they were still around.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
i had forgotten about those
where might they be found these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
In the biscuit aisle?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
i need to spend more quality time in the biscuit aisle
clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
*euphemism-ometer goes into overdrive*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
I plan to use this some time
also, for a new sig
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Hahah good work.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
They remind me of my uncle's house
where there were no toys, it was cold, but there were toy eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
This is like something from a horror film.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
He was a bachelor and an opthalmologist
I was about 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Now this sounds like film noir.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
really really this
or a line from that cartoonist guy with the melancholy images of children dying
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Edward Gorey

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Bless you.
Should I go into lectures? I feel rotten. I could do with a day to recuperate.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
no!
lecturers get enough colds as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
It's only one hour.
Though I do get to see the boy I fancy a little. Though this is silly because I know nothing will happen, especially if I'm lurgified, and he's still embarrassed to talk to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
but you will also see him next week
when you will be better and can be all sexy like at him.

either that or make him feel sorry for you tomorrow and hope he brings you chicken soup (this was my friend's way of pulling a girl once. He's married her now:) )
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I can see hm for 4 hours on Thursday.
I don't know why I'd be so excited to see him.

Poor thing doesn't really come very near me now, though. His flatmates ripped the shit out of him for getting with me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Haha we are a sad bunch aren't we?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
yes
*mopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
you have cute geek :)
you can't join our no-boyfriend club haah
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
I can join the
sad moping group, though?

(not the sad mopping group, I am not that domesticated)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)
course you can
plenty of members
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Listen to some Low.
They you'll be the Queen of sad and moping.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
I quite genuinely would like to die kthanx

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
why?
he can't be that cute
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Also
You then wouldn't get to go to the bash and prove you don't always punch people or have them break down the rear gate to gain access to the property.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
In a roundabout way
This was meant as some sort of strange compliment in my head.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
I'm not punching anyone now and I HATE ANAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
I was stating both these points
And appear to have got shouted at for it. Hmm.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
I can't read.
I don't know what I thought you said.

my excuse is that I'm ill and upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
oh noooo
becase I'm feeling so rough. That silly boy has only made me cry about 3 times, he's not that important.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Mine didn't make me cry
just made me angry which is worse. Hope you feel better soon, sounds like an absolutely rotten cold
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
I cry over everything, to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)
Oh good, they can't be that old then,
seeing as you're from 'Skins' and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
You quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
*sadcore face*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
A cad and a bumder.
Have you given them a listen?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Have I bollocks.
I'm listening to The Rationals.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
You massive quender.
You fancy raving at Fabric sometime soon? I fancy a London trip.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Yeah why not?
I know the chap who owns/runs the venue. I hate him though, so guest list enquiries may be tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
You are on guest list requesting terms?
Fuck it, do it.

Then again, I have a membership card so we can queue jump anyway.

You just need to sort out the MASSIVE DRUGS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
they won't let your sort into londontown

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
He's a ruthless bastard who's done very well by shitting on people.*
I haven't spoken to him for years but could get his number I expect.



*it's not Rachel's ex btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Keith Reilly?
Oh, and if I may be so bold, couchspace would be appreciated.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)
This cunt:
gridskipper.com/archives/entries/060/60032.php

You'd be welcome to stay. Has to be arranged round my kid though.

EDIT looks like he's nothing to do with the place any more, ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Ah. The notorious Steve Blonde.
Yeah, London trains are 150 quid anyway, so I'd give you plenty notice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
We ran nights in the same club
fucking YEARS ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Blimey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
It's not in the least bit impressive.
His was a success, mine was an obscurist hip hop night with zero appeal to girls or indeed most boys, and it died on its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
We've all been there dude.
This time last year me and my mate did a night where I DJd.

We had 20 people through the door over 4 hours.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
I used to play at Turnmills a lot for a bit.
That was my biggest run of success.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
Nice work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Seems like several lifetimes ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
I suppose it would at your age.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
You cheeky young whippersnapper.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Stay cool grandad

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
yeah
He didn't do so well out of it.

Is it wrong that I am being amused by the programme about tourettes? Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
What programme?
The missus must have missed that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
teenage tourettes camp on living + 1
It's v sad but... Pretty funny. Eeeek.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Sad and Funny = Comedy gold
"niggers"

She could get the tourettes kicked out of her at this rate
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Ah
We can't get that channel anyway so all is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Get it off bittourettes later

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)
I hope not
or I am damned to hell. The only reason I'm not chuckling with you is because I HAVE NO TELEVISION.

Is it about John Davidson?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
oh no!!!
It's about teenagers with it. One girl keeps screaming BOMB!!! in the airport, it's a shame. But...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
That is fucking hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
yes i know
Poor kid, every time she sees a black person, she screams the N word, and hates herself.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Oh dear, now we have a Glaswegian sufferer.
To be honest, i can't tell the difference, ALL Glaswegians have a mild form of Tourrettes.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
You are BARRED from raving with Monty and me BTW.
You may stalk me digitally with impunity, but do it in person and you'll be in trouble.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
god i've not been to fabric for about ten years
Would they play any steps? Or girls aloud??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Of course not.
And that's pretty much the reason you're barred.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
i think
We-re all better off that way!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Unlike your punctuation.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
shush
It's hard on a blackberry!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
lol
you said 'hard on'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)
"CHOPPER DYES HIS PUBES GINGER"

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
YOOR DUG'S GOT TITS!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Pure genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Indeed.
We still watch the John documentaries every now and again. For research purposes due to the missus' job, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
"Ghee them a sook"

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
John Davidson is fucking excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Fucking legend.
I came ' ' this close to interviewing him, many years ago, but couldn't give the Tourettes Society a valid reason for doing so.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
I would genuinely like to meet the guy.
He seems like such a lovely bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Get on a train and visit sunny Galashiels
Stand in the High Street and I'm sure you would hear him hooting in no time at all
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
:(
I did go in 90s fancy dress to a party. That makes me feel old/young.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

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