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I'm off to my sweaty pit, I think.
It has been a pleasure. Good night to one and all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:32,
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Yeah, night Monty.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:34,
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Night night montypoos
I hope you have a lovely wank.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:36,
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Night gorgeous.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:38,
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Evening slutty-tits
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:42,
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Evening whorelegs.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:44,
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You looking forward to friday?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:46,
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Yes I am, I just hope I'm feeling a lot better
I will be limiting myself on the alcohol front. I'm fed up of making a tit out of myself.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:48,
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I'm looking forward to pinching Amberls nipples, pulling her hair
and generally making her feel uncomfortable.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:51,
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You're cruel.
But I love you anyway.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:55,
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I'm also going to wear leather underpants
and will insist she does the same
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:57,
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Oh wow.
Sweaty. It'll be like nectar.
What do you want me to wear?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:57,
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nipple clamps
a green tutu
a blue blazer
a pork pie hat with a little veil
no knickers
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:06,
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You're looking pretty smoking in your current facebook photo
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:08,
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Thank you.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:09,
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Your hair is getting longer
it looks good.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:12,
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I'm not sure if I should cut it off (some of it is quite damaged)
But no, I'll keep at it. It's going to be interesting when my natural colour starts emerging again.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:14,
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I have:
Kirby grips
Green silk trousers
A brocade blazer
A top hat with veil
Will that do?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:08,
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Yeah, it'll do
I might only be able to give you a quick knee trembler in the toilets though
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:10,
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Oh, that'll be more than enough :D
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:15,
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I'll probably call you Applebite while I'm doing it too.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:16,
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As long as I can call you Chompy.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:17,
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Alright Al
How're you doing?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:18,
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Not bad
It's my dads 60th today, he's very happy with his presents.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:24,
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good for him
buy him anything nice?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:24,
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A gimp mask
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:30,
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Sounds about right
restricted vision so he can't quite see you when he fucks you
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:31,
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I like to pretend
it's you with a big strap on
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:35,
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What nature missed out
man has provided
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:38,
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Wotcher al
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:48,
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Evening PoD
how's the job search going?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:49,
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Slow and dull
Got an email today from the careers guy at my uni though, saying he has an 8 week job that needs done down near where I'm living, which would be good.
Are you getting all overly excited for Friday?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:51,
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I'm tumescent for about 20 out of every 24 hours so far.
It can only get better.
8 weeks experience would be good.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:58,
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8 weeks experience
AND 8 weeks of pay! I'd be able to put fuel in my car and everything.
The tumescence probably isn't particularly helpful at work.
"Why do you appear to be standing erect Mr TheGeordie?"
"Erm, well I'm meeting people off the internet on Friday, and the thought makes me harder than a chav carrying a flick knife."
"I think we might have to let you go Mr TheGeordie."
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:01,
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hello loser breath
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:49,
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Evening knockerlicious
how was your soup?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:50,
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