I've just banged my knee on the desk really really hard and I nearly threw up with the pain : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:42, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I always do that
Right in the middle of the kneecap. I think I must have about 7 kneecap pieces by now :o(

I feel your pain (awaits strikethrough)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

intella
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

patella presumably

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Not good
I did the same with my toe last night
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I've mangled my little toes so often
They dont really even look like toes any more - ouch!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I remember at school once I dropped a pen on the floor and leaned down to pick it up,
proper smashing my nipple into the corner of the desk. It fucking well hurt, but because I was in class I couldn't scream or rub it better or anything.

yeah yeah I said 'rub it better'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

*applies a special Mr Bumpy plaster*
There there, it's ok.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

fanku *sniffles*

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)