*There there Biscuit*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Soggy Biscuit

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

people who dunk biscuits should be shot in the face
no reprieves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

What? Even Bourbons?
they were made for dunking
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

not even for you
although my heart would crack a bit as i pulled the trigger.

not even the biscuits that are cruelly bred for dunking by such sadists as M&S.

NO DUNKING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I don't mind dunking
but my stomach heaves when I see people sharing dips at parties, and people who double dip the same cracker after it has been in their mouth are the worst offenders of all.

*bokes*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

yes!!!
thank you. this is exactly how i feel, and yet you end up feeling that you can't point it out because you would be rude. so the arsehole who is dipping his saliva-infested freshly-bitten chips into the mayonnaise carries on doing it, whilst you murmur politely that you don't want any.

it's like sharing a toothbrush. no, no, no. i don't care if i've just spent the last hour sucking you off, i am still not going to share a toothbrush!

/and breathe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Even dunking HobNobs in freshly squeezed orange juice?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Sicko

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Go on, try it. You'll lav it. They awl lav it.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

As a child, I used to dunk custard cremes in orange squash at my nans house
while all the grown-ups had coffee.

Fascinating fact No.382
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Me too.
It was good of your nan to be so accommodating to a total stanger.
(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

lolz

( zulu eh?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

urrugh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Ha!
(I wonder if it has ever actually been played?)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Thank you Jeff.
The vets keep telling us to keep her off her feet!!???

How the fuck do you keep a tiggery bouncy dog off it's feet.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Put some socks on the dog.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Yeah! because dogs don't ever chew socks.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Well put one of those massive lampshade things on the dogs head.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

How will that stop it walking?

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Well it'll stop Biscuit from removing the socks that protect his feet.
Granted, he'll look like a proper mong, but that might work.

Alternatively, put the fire on in the living room. Dogs like sleeping in front of the fire.

Yeah, do that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

It won't stop Benji from biting the socks of Biscuit's feet.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Well put a massive lampshade thingy on Benji's head too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I tell you what.
I'll put one on too. That should sort her out.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You should definately do that.
But don't go out in the rain and look skywards, otherwise you'll drown.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

maybe you could moisturise its feet
or put little rubber socks on it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

She's got some stuff from the vets.
We're going to take Benji out later without her : (
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I've a daughter who could hug it.. She's excellent at Tigger hugs.
That would keep it still for a bit.
(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

put tubes of smarties on her legs.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)