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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Long thread is long and the main question covered.
Anybody else saddened by Ari Up's death? Don't get me wrong, I hate grief tourism as much as the next guy, but I do love the Slits version of I Heard it Through the Grapevine.

The last celebrity death that saddened me was JG Ballard.

Alt Q- Do you like breasts?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:54, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I hear there's going to be a prolonged battle within his family for his remains.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
Is that a gag of some sort?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
It is the set up for a gag, say something along the lines of "why what's going on"
and I'll do the totally unforced punchline.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)
I say I say I say...
Is there some kind of battle within the Ballard family over his remains?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)
Yes her son is contesting ownership of the ashes.
He's refusing to relinquish possession and posted a video on youtube to put forward his case.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)
You massive, massive twat.
I fucking clicked as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)
I'm very witty.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
I can tell.
You're no SpankyHanky though. You should be ashamed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
That's the highest compliment I've ever received.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
I knew you'd love it if I told you that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)
i love breasts
okay, I didn't know who you were talking about
but if I had hair like that
I'd want to die too
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
I'm not familar with the Slits.
But I do like breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
I read that. I used to love the Slits.
I'm going to have to get some of their stuff on CD to remind myself why.

Alt Q: only other peoples.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)
What did you have for dinner Blousie?
mind if I go to the pub for an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)
I am about to have carrot and coriander soup.
Yes love. Just don't let the hour turn into three.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)
Fanks!
*Gets pocket money out of piggy bank and looks for keys!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)
I love your tits so much it doesn't matter what you think :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)
Lots of Slits stuff on 6 Music today
For a gang of runaway kids without any discernable musical talent they carved a niche, which Viv Albertine upholds.

I'm not into Sci-Fi, but Ballard's "Empire of the Sun" is a smashing book - the film doesn't do it justice at all.

Alt Q - Can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)
I don't know who he/she is/was
Alt: I love breasts. What kind of breasts do you like? I like quite medium sized ones to play with. Maybe a B/C cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)
I'm more of a C cup/ D cup man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)
Though I guess the backsize makes a difference.
For the record, I'm going with a 32-36 inch back.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)
34 FTW.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)
That's what I am at the moment.
A year or so ago I was 30 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)
I had a 28 inch waist when I was in my teens/ early 20s.
It's now 31 or so.

I am still devilishly good looking though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)
Pfft whatever.
My ex had a beautiful waist on him when I was first with him. I think it might have been even 26". I have never really been a size 8, unless when I was 14-15 counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
I think I was a size 18 when I was 15-16
but I do have E cup boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
You see, I started off svelte and just ballooned.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)
ah, I was a fat mess from the age of about 6
there's a school picture where they put me in the middle to balance out the other kids as I was, like, twice the size
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
Surely they should have put you on one side and all the others on the other side.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)
haha, that might have worked
but mostly I mean 'balanced' in the compositional sense
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)
I was mismeasured as 34B
Turns out I was a 30F.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)
that's quite a difference

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)
My bras literally fell down my ribcage.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)
+after two drinks

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)
Chompy, you are on fire tonight.
What brought this on?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)
I'm doing work from home and I'm bored.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)
No, I swing them round my head as I take them off and then use them as blindfolds on the poor creature quivering between my legs.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)
i'm imagining a rabbit made of jelly, now
being dominated by a young classics student :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)
I'm not sure if I'm the dominiant one, usually.
But I do enjoy it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)
you deny that part
but not the bit about the jelly rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)
Well, you know how some vibrators are slightly...jellyish?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)
DISCLAIMER: I do not own a vibrator with "bunny ears"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)
i think the lady doth prtest too much
or however that thing goes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
No, I honestly don't own one of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
34 best of all the sizes

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

I like breasts *honk honk*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
i should like JG Ballard and I wish I did, but the one I read
'drowned world' wasn't that great and one of his more recent ones (which critics seemed to think was all original and cutting edge) seemed to be based on ideas that have been used in sci fi for a while.

(bear in mind that last comment is from me just reading a couple of reviews and the back of the book, it is is a little but uninformed)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
He stopped writing sci fi in the early 70s or so.
When he moved into writing experimental stuff like The Atrocity Exhibition and Crash.

So you've only read The Drowned World? I suggest his complete short stories, massive book but has a very discernible thematic line as he got older. Got much better as time went on too, a lot of writers peter out as they age.

Absolutely fantastic writer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)
I might give it another go sometime
I think i was just so unimpressed with drowned world I instantly put him in the 'overrated' column
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)
Never ever ever watch the movie Crash.
Utter poo and does not do the book any justice.
(Now inspired to put on The Normal 'Warm Leatherette' )
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)
I didn't mind the film.
Didn't really see the point in Cronenberg making a film of it though, which is the same way I felt about Naked Lunch.

Some texts are best as words on a page.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
I liked the film of The Naked Lunch
but granted it has very little to do with the material in the book. It has more to do with the circumstances around the writing of it and the inspirations behind it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
It does.
But it hardly qualifies it as a film of Naked Lunch though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Like I said, it has little to do with the material
but the film as a stand-alone thing worked. I liked the humour of it. Even the extra things it added, like the typewriter business, I thought fit well.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
I love the humour and humanity of Burroughs' work.
Not sure Cronenberg is the man to translate it to the screen though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
A marvellous piece of stripped down electronica
if I may say so.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Stripped down electronica?
Oh, Warm Leatherette.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
It sounded great, too.
Have now stayed in the Ballard mode with Siouxsie's 'The Scream'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)
oh yeah, breasts
well, I like that they make me look like a girl rather than a fat boy, and I like that they are sensitive and fun, but I'm not obsessed and I don't really care for other peoples'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
I'm more of an arse girl, myself.
I like to smack lots of butts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
especially hippopotomus butts

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)
we call my dog echopotomus
and I spank* her butt often
*it's actually more of a love tap
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)
sounds a bit kinky :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)
it's my dog
I only spank her when she's bad

I'm not helping myself here am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)
Keep going. I've got a lob-on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)
I like to warm it up first.
The bum, I mean.
Then I give it a little tap, just to see what happens.
Then a nice firm smack and grab.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)
Sorry just got here.
*wipes monocle*
Now what is all this about spanking bitches?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)
I've always been an arse girl. Ever since I was a little'un
always got in trouble :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)
so you're the one who does anal pron!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)
oh no
no no
I just like to smack bottoms
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)
well I hear there's a market for that, too

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)
*skulks off with camcorder in hand*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Only just heard about it.
The Slits were an amazing band - I remember hearing them for the first time (on John Peel - where else?) and hating them, but eventually it seeped under my skin and made sense. Part of the soundtrack to my youth albeit a few years after it was released.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)
I'm afraid I don't know who this fellow is, but I do like breasts.
Particularly when they work, and are not just for show.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)
Meh, breasts are alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)
I've just realised
there's going to be noone on here tomorrow and saturday thanks to that bash all you cool kids are going to :( what will I do without you all?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)
Work?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)
probably :(
half term for me, so lots of catching up on the stuff I didn't do the rest of the time because I was busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Jeff will be here.
Make sure he doesn't cop off with anyone else while I'm away.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)
will do
you should give him a kiss-proof steele dummy kind of device to keep him in check
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)
I keep him on a short leash but sometimes you have to let them out for a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
I'm back!
And I won't be here on Friday night either.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)
How was the pub?

(I helped save b3ta! lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)
It was alright.
I drank Natch.

I also won seven quid on the quiz machine. The other locals are so stupid I'm sure they just throw quid after quid into the quiz machine just to see the pretty pictures means all of the questions are piss-easy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
My Aunt worked in a pub and used to get on the fruit machine when she'd seen it hadn't paid out for ages - used to make quite a lot of cash

(I helped save b3ta! lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I just drink with the stupids.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Good lad.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I am a little bit squiffy.
But I'll be eating in a minute, so that'll sort me out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
You should eat before you drink.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
That can cause a capacity problem.

(I helped save b3ta! lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
But it stops you getting too squiffy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)
It is sensible but weird. 5 pints then food = ok. Food then 5 pints = stomach ache.

(I helped save b3ta! lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Correct.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Men! *rolls eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
*Picks up eyes, rolls them back to you*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Don't you oppress me!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
You love it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Why the sad face?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
You successfully oppressed me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
It's a talent of mine.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)
All packed and ready for your weekend adventure?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Get a room you two.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)
I've got a room.
Kings cross travelodge.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
You'll be sleeping with someone else though won't you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Erm......nope.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
Erm... you said you were 'entertaining a guest'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
Yup!
*excites*

I just have to moisturize my cuticles and I'm ready.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)
Have fun!
When are you travelling?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Tomorrow late morning.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
So if you're a typical woman
That'll change to 'mid-afternoon'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
Not if I want to miss my train.
I'll be up at the crack of dawn and ready 2 hours before I need to be.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
How long is your train journey?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)
I was going to suggest us left-over folk...
...have a 'bitch about the others' party and then delete the thread so they never know about it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
We'll be out having REAL FUN, so what does it matter :P

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
REAL FUN may entail REAL PUNCHING

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
I'm just bitter
and jealous of all the bash fun and knuckle sammiches.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
Try and make it to one, mystery Newby.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Someday
By the by, that bloody tiles game you posted about the other night is driving me up the wall.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Figured it out?
It's addictive, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
I still haven't beaten your score
Addictive? It's like Pringles laced with crack*.

* has never had Pringles laced with crack
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Beaten 140?
I once got 170. ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Oh fuckity fuck!
I'm doing something wrong.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Don't click on any squares you don't mean to.
It makes your time go down.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Yeah I got that bit
though I still occasionally get the purplish ones mixed up.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
tell me of this game!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
It's fucking addictive
www.gamesaien.com/game/color_tiles/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
what am I meant to be doing?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
There's a little diagram at the bottom
see where there's two intersecting lines with a star?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
NO DON'T TELL HER THAT"S THE WHOLE POINT

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)
got it!
79
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Abandon all hope of work ye who enter here

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
I'm plateauing on 140
This is not good :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
totally
108!
121!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)
GO GO GO GO!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)
137
that's my best, now I'm off to bed, you bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)
Oh FFS!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)
112
I've had that twice now, I can't get anymore than that!!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)
I will eventually show up at one.
(wearing a gumshield and amateur boxers helmet.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
I now wish someone else had said that so I could...
wearing gumshield and sucking
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
or even
gumshield strap on +sucking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)
It does present a myriad of Finbarr-Saundersesque options.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
:( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
that's what you think
I could nearly come to the bash, it's half term and everything, but I don't get paid until the end of october and haven't been paid since july :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
SO CLOSE :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
i no!
just need a point to point transporter, then I wouldn't have to pay for petrol or a hotel
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
My house IS the hotel.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
I like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Which ones?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)
He's a young man so.......EVERYBODIES.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
James Corden will be delighted to hear that.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
In my head
I read that 'young man' in the voice of one of the Wobbly Randy Old Ladies from Harry Enfield and Chums.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
That's me : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
How many gas men and plumbers have you currently locked in your shed?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
I have a cellar.
I only keep one at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
She does have a cellar, it's true.
However, I have never ventured down there as skeletal remains dressed in plumbers overalls and milkmen's coats scare the BeJesus out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Artists impression of remains in BGB's cellar

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Hahaha!
They do look happy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
Notice how their pelvises are shattered :P

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
I missed your reply in the other thread, by the way
I'd left work to go home. But your belly is clearly IMAGINARY.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Lies and slander!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Never heard of the Slits
or Ari Up.

Alt Q: not especially. They're not very interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)
ENTHUSIASM FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)
I am fail in general recently

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
I'm sure that's not true
and if it is, well...cheer up, there's bashtimes tomorrow :)
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)
Cheer up or I'll squash a grapefruit in your chops

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)
hahahaha

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)
That's got to make her smile, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)
it did actually!
How have you been Roota, and what will you be doing instead of the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)
Well I was supposed to be going to a gigantic gig that my mate was playing at
but instead I'm looking after my poorly aunty and my handsome new cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
How is the wee sproggins?
Is he giving her any rest?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)
He is as good as gold, thankfully.
He still needs regular bottles/baths/burping though and she's got some bad ceasarean after-effects going on.
I thought there might be something wrong with him, because he's so stoned, but my mum said I was as placid as him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
glad you get some nice time with your cousin
but not good that you missed the gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)
There must be good reason for it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)
he sounds a lovely calm baby though
I'm inducing rage currently by watching Waterloo Road
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)
You should play your new cousin some Jimmy Justice.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)
My dad has it covered

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Glad to hear it!
How is your aunt?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
Bit sick,
very mardy, but fortunately besotted with the baby.
I was dead against her breeding, because she's a lunatic, but she's doing remarkably well actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Evening all

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Alright Bob.
You can start a less cluttered conversation if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)
on it

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
reet Boaby

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)
word to your mother scouse

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
I hate 'mardy'
One of the worst of all the emotions.

Is that her first baby?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
this is a worthy threat
and I'm relatively cheerful just a bit full of fail
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)
This morning I smashed a two-thirds full bottle of perfume all over the porch
when I was already running late and exhausted.
Then my Carrie powers made the computers in work FAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)
there appears to be an attack of fail
going on at the moment! Hopefully bash-karma will ease it for all
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Bad times.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

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