James Martin needs a punch in the nuts
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/steamedchickenwithcr_10657

His recipe for steamed chicken? Step 1. Steam the chicken.

IF I KNEW HOW TO STEAM CHICKEN WHY WOULD I NEED A RECIPE YOU SMUG CUNT.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

do you have a steamer?

(PsychoChomp, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

No
That may be the key to steaming things.

EDIT: I've been instructed I can't buy cooking equipment until after Christmas, too, so no chance of one any time soon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Take a couple of fillets down to your nearest Turkish baths
along with a boombox blaring East17's 'Steam'.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Don't really need a steamer but it makes it easier.
Just need to raise the chicken above the boiling water, so if you've got a metal collander or something just use that with a lid on top.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Might be worth a try
I was annoyed at the recipe, mostly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Evening Sir Chomp.
Nice to see you on Friday. Hope you got back without having to assist any more urinating destitutes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

assi mole
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)