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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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do you know
how many people have told me that they loved monty since meeting him on fri? about 5 so far! is he charm city or something??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
When you're within 10 feet of his hair
you get instantly stoned.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)
You know when Monty is in the room
all the men are sporting erections and are slipping over on the vaginal excretions that have leaked out of the knickers of all the women
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)
so the moral of the story is
when i go out with monty, go commando but in wellingtons?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)
Best to hang one of these between your legs
www.shaftesburyhire.co.uk/skip.gif
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)
i am not clicking that at work
i don't trust you!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)
Don't worry
it's just a picture of a skip.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)
he's so wuvvable and huggable and nommy nom nom.
He was very amiable to my prolonged cuddling, when I was expecting to be immediately thrown off and spurned.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)
He was twatted hon.
I think he would have hugged Bowie had he been in the room.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)
you've taken away my warm feeling of Montylove :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Don't worry, Nommers, it's not true.
I don't get 'twatted'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)
I didn't notice that you were especially 'elevated'
but you probably don't even exhibit signs anymore. I bet your pupils are just permanently dilated aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)
People have never been able to tell when I am high/drunk or not.
A handy skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)
Same here, no one can tell when I'm drunk.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)
*must not rise to this*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)
That's what he said.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)
He did, did you not see him?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)
*stops himself*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)
No I wasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)
But you smiled at me and gave me a kiss.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)
I don't understand.
Of course I did - I'm 'charm city or something'. See up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Oh that's ok then.
Sorry! I'm not used to men being charming.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)
That doesn't mean he was twatted
it just means you're awesome, surely?
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Precisely.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

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