you could just cook them
it's not compulsory to eat them raw.

Although if you think oysters are bad, try fresh sea urchin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i don't like anything sea-food-y
if i have to fight with it first, i don't want to eat it.

when we had our house in spain, i was forever putting my hand in my bag or pocket to find that my brother and his mates had stuffed them full of stray tentacles from some horrible clicky thing or another.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I'm afraid this spells the end of our relationship...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

what, because we sold the house when my mother died?
you shallow bastard!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

mainly the seafood thing actually
mussels may look rather like unpleasant vaginas, but moules mariniere is still my favourite thing to eat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Vaginas are good too.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

er...
no!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I can find a good home for yours if you don't like it.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

mine works just fine thank you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

*looks forlornly at empty vagina display cabinet*

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

And they last longer -
Once you eat a mussel it's all gone and you can't put your willy in it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Unlike a cow.
Tear off a steak and fuck it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Exactly
You can tenderise the rump and sirloin as you jackhammer.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Slap that ass.
Woot! Woot!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

definitely
massive noms.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Oh come on. Baby octopus
Pulpo a la Gallega. What's not love?

I want to go back to Galicia now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

i love spain
but they don't get vegetarians!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I was talking about sea urchin at lunchtime
I'd try most things, but I would draw the line there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I find the spines get stuck in my throat

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I'd love to try it
I'm desperately trying to get to somewhere that deep-fries spiders.

Weird food = good food.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I had it in Mauritius
it's .... well, the texture is unpleasant, but the taste is nothing-y. Closest thing I can give you is half-set jelly made with seawater and no flavourings.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)