can't you buy pants with edward cullen's face on them?
he's not even fit!

and how much would it freak out any bloke if you were kissing hard and passionately and he inched his hands up your thighs and skirt - only to find you had THAT emblazoned across your muff!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

To be honest,
most blokes would carry on if they got that far anyway!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

really, can this be true?
anyone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Well, it beats finding a bear trap....

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

riiiiiiiiiiight
so you are just about to sink your five six seven eight inches of angry gristle somewhere and then you see the final barrier is that. and it doesn't make it wilt at all?

blimey.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

remember, these are internet boys
they have to be grateful for what they can get
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

It would certainly topple my 'tower of Babel,'
though it would be slightly less alarming than something designed to catch the pedipalps of large, wild mammals.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

if you really loved me
nothing would put you off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

But of course.
I'll be sure to bring my boltcutters and a picture of Christina Hendricks so I can deal with any unexpected traps around your...erm...'trap.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)