You’ll end up with a prolapsed arse come midday and the sickening realisation that it wasn’t a cold after all, it’s arse cancer.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cheery as always Rory.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I like to cover most eventualities

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Don't say that.
I'm expecting the call to have my prostate checked anytime. I really don't want the finger.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Oh dear, what if you get an erection as a result?
You won't know where to look : /
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I'm sure it must happen occasionally...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I can't see what is erotic about checking my prostate for cancer.
Either for tester or testee.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

I know the answer to this
but cannot bring myself to post it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

: O

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Go on, I could do with a laff.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Well, medically speaking
the male G-spot is located within the anus. I can't give you any better directions than that. See the Seann William Scott's milking scene in 1999 sub-American Pie gross-out comedy Road Trip for further details
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I can confirm this.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I don't reckon it would be that erotic though
women don't enjoy smear tests. And mine went wrong and she was messing around down there for 20 minutes. None of this was erotic or remotely enjoyable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Yes but we don't have appendages that can move even if you don't want them to.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Oh yeah I didn't think about that
hahaha unlucky blokes!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

get a high-end callgirl in a tightfitting latex nurses uniform to do it
makes the whole thing much less of a chore.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I don't think I could get one to commute to Luton.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Isn't that just fingering his bumhole as opposed to a medical checking of his prostate

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

depends how much you spend
there's a point where "private healthcare" and "specialist hooker" meet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)