Awwww, are you going to hold her close, look deep into her eyes
and say "Look, mrs foxtrot, we've been together a long time know, I know things have been moving along very nicely, we've had so many great times together, and I just think I'm ready to take things to the next level, and unfortunately that means I need to find someone who I want to go to the next level with, so I'm leaving you and moving in with the internet. Hope these flowers soften the blow, now get your stuff and get out of here within the next hour, anything left behind after that time gets burnt"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:10, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I have to admit you're on form today Al
but if I was warming up for that sort of chat with my life partner, would I really ask advice on B3ta?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

yeah, you should ask b3ta and then do the exact opposite.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

This^
x many
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Good point
But now if I post something like "should I throw myself in front of a speeding train" everyone will reply "absolutely not"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Damn reverse psychology

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

we're wiley ones

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

You smooth talking bastard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

P.S - break up sex?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)