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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just show her my profile picture on here.As /talk said about me yesterday, I'm a "fucking hambeast".
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:11,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Good thinkingexcept she's smarter than /Talk and will realise it's not an accurate depiction
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Tell her how much I love my huggy wuggy Wiggy bear.It's our 3 year anniversary next month, I'm well impressed with myself.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:15,
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If I'd just posted 'huggy wuggy Wiggy bear'I certainly wouldn't be 'well impressed with myself' I can tell you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:17,
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you're never impressed with yourself thoughyou self-loathing mess.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:28,
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Whilst entirely correct, this is perhaps not desperately funny.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:32,
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ooh you are grumpyI'll probably stay out of your way, I've had a couple of coffees and some sugar already this morning.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:45,
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I'm more impressed with him putting up with such a lazy high maintenance shitehawk(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)
That's what I meantI'm impressed he hasn't realised and dumped my fat ass.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:28,
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I'm amazed that as someone who makes such nice cupcakesyou don't actually have a huge fat ass. I would find it impossible to resist eating all my cakes.
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you get sick of them. Really fucking sick.I had to throw the remaining 10 from my photoshoot away, it felt wrong but I just couldn't eat any more, I was crying frosting.
My downfall is mayonnaise.
Oh and thanks for the cupcake compliment :D
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:37,
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Blackpool?!BLACKPOOL?! Give me some credit.
The rest is true.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:29,
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all of the above(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:19,
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You should be impressedIf I've got your age right then that's how long Ms Foxtrot and I had been together when I was as old as you are now... as if that's in any way relevant. Congratulations though :-)
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I'll be 26 at the end of next monthbut my previous longest relationship before Wiggy was 3 months.
It wasn't due to me being a lazy high maintenance shitehawk though, it was because JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:31,
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To be honest I feel a bit dirty for continuing a /talk meme(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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I'm just glad he's not drinking the pain away.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:29,
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somehow I've got the Fraggle Rock theme tune....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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Makes a change from Roy Orbison's I Drove All Night(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:34,
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o_OI'm not reading them. I have a weird cling film phobia.
No one strike that through to say fetish.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:46,
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A fucking hambeast?creative!
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:50,
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