I used to entice birds into the garden, and shoot at them with a crossbow.
Luckily I never hit one.

I did get next door's cat with an air rifle though, right in the old pencil sharpener too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have 4 cats so do not find this funny

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I found it very funny, and still do.
Not the birds though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I'm only smiling at the use of 'pencil sharpener'
Nothing else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

My brother shot me in the arse with an air pistol once.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I bet you deserved it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I bet you deserved enjoyed it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Not at all.
My brother was a merciless and sadistic bully until I became bigger than him and knelt on his head until he cried, one day. We've not had an argument since.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Now now Monty
Stop making things up for the interwebs. Did that really, really happen?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Absolutely it did. Pivotal moment in our relationship.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

knelt parked my Honda Accord
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

We shot each other all the time, but never considered it evil.
Just funny.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Oh dear.
shot fucked
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

GayBertlolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I was waiting for this haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)