yeah mental people tend to not obsess about things like this.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it makes me wonder how many other mental people read our every word

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

With my trousers off

( Captain V, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

and a baby on your lap

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

at least we've met him
he has real reason for his obsession.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

It's true
Many people become obsessed with me after they met me, just look at DiT.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

it's understandable
I've already prepared myself to become obsessed with you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

You do realise she is trying to work out were we all live
and then she's going to fly back to the UK with the corpse of her dead mother in a golf club bag, go round to each of our houses in turn, tie us up, torture us and then make us apologise to her mother and give her a kiss before finally killing us.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

this sounds like the plot of a screenplay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

It's my plan for the weekend
I'll see you about 10am on sunday.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

can we make it after lunch, I plan to be hungover.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

*is out of the loop* =/
I really should spend more time on b3ta. It's the only place "gossip" is actually interesting.
( Captain V, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Workboresme/rogerthestarfish/batshitmentalist
went properly Bert insane and invented a new meat puppet with a whole second life, including a fiance and a penis. And then got cross with Roota when she sussed her out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

The proper term
Is 'to have a Bertdown'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

An 'epic Bertdown' (c) TGB

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Such a good phrase

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Oh
I thought we were talking about Applebite. I read...

"I liked rogerthebatshitdullard's reply
fucking spastic.

I suspect that she changed persona because she couldn't continue hiding the fact that not only is she dull as fuck she's got a mean streak."

...as two independent sentences.
( Captain V, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

We are
Applebite's a boring psycho.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

If applebite was batshitmentalist pretending to be a bloke
Who did I meet at the bash?! And who's vag is Al peeking at?!
( Captain V, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

It's not a vag
it's a gutted fish stuck in a fat mans crotch!

Run you fools, run!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

rogerthestarfish is batshitmentalist who is that weird fishing chick who got be banned.
she pretended to be a man and made up a engagement and trip to the uk like a mental.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

got be banned?
have you got a cold too?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)