Woo for London!
MQ: Eh, gf stuff
PRQ: I don't hum or sing at work, but my colleague doesn't like me floor-drumming to Battery by Metallica.
EQ: I'm too nice for my own good.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:43, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

and one leg is shorter than the other

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Did you notice by obsesively looking at him
or did he tell you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

it's obvious
he tilts
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Stop playing on my paranoia!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

hehehe
you're going to spend this evening walking towards your mirror aren't you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Naked

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

If all 3 legs were the same length I'd have some serious problems.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

GF stuff? Like what?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Not enjoying things
Want to end it in the least cuntiest way I can.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Phone her up scream
Fuck you bitch I'm going to go live in London with Badger and Gonz HAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAH

Oh make sure she doesn't have any of yoru stuff before you do this
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Reclaim all your stuff over a period of about a week
then change your phone number and move house without telling her
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

better change your WoW passwords as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Hahaha!
She doesn't have any of my things, except maybe a DVD or two.
On the other hand, she's left a bunch of her crap here.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

PIle it in the front yard
douse it in petrol, leave a phone message saying it goes in 1 hour or you drop a match.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

you're like Dear Deidre Extreme

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

"be a man. just stop calling."
i think this is "friends" but not 100% sure.

100% accurate though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Shag her then say, "yeah, you can go now"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Get the stuff sorted first
but not in an obvious cardboard box pile in the street. Then just be calm and rational about it. I don't need to say this to you, but not by text message!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

MQ: Do you mean 'sexual intercourse,' perchance?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

What?! How dare you!
Did you not see me wearing a promise ring?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I can't say I tried to look at your ring...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

INTERNET LIES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

It's true! I didn't!
_{I was too preoccupied thinking about whether I could get one of his mohawk spikes up mine...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I'm not trying this.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

*tuts*
No sense of adventure...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Whatevs (wooks linked me to that post :P )
You are too nice. What stuff? You never tell me anything.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I know all about it
I'm better friends with him than you are. I WIN.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

WIN lose
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)