my life - very hungover this morning. AGAIN. and the barristers were not hot and not worth the
pain in my feet caused by being made to stand up in very high heels all night and then walk home (the ass-toning trainers felt like massive cushions after the instruments of torture)

song - "ooh, danone" is very irritating. i had a colleague whose surname was danon, so we used it a lot at one point.

hatred - i want to be flat-chested and be able to go out/running without a bra, please. but in a magical wake up in the morning and find i have tiny pert A cups kind of way, not in a cancer double mastectomy kind of way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:46, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't knock knockers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I now have 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door' in my head.
The Sisters of Mercy version.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

all the nicest clothes
and sports are made for girls with flat-chests. probably because they are all designed by gay men who like the look of skinny teenage boys!!!!!!

but seriously it is hard to dress nicely and not look either fatter than you are or really slutty when you have a stupid cleavage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Nothing wrong with slutty

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I absolutely love a nice rack.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

slutty it is then...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I like this
Actually 50s style clothes can suit the amply-chested lady, in my opinion.

I love to see women rocking the 50s style.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

they don't really suit though
because you need the tiny wasp waist, and you have to have the right hair
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

i tend to go for
low cut tops and jeans or not quite so low cut tops and short skirts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

May I be the first to say
"I like breasts"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

INTERNET LIES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

*sighs*
breastsother men's bottoms
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I have to wear two sports bras : (
It's bloody expensive.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

One for each tit?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

And how would that work silly?

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Wear them like Bandoliers

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

You'll have to explain the whole concept to us all in graphic detail.
None of us have, of course, ever been near a pair of breasts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

That is not what I heard .

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

My moobs don't count.
Nor do those on my former flatmate (comfortable though they were).
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

how does that even work?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

One over the other
my missus has the same problem *smug*
( Kroney, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

mine are big but not that big
I'm pretty glad to be fair
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I don't even own a sports bra.
seriously.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

What do you mean?
What Groany said. It just means extra support.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

i just can't imagine one bra fitting over another bra
without it all going wrong
but the sports bra I do have is industrial strength
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Well it works fine : )
And it stops larger boobed ladies making their boobs even saggier by all the movement that's involved with running.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I should try this
it might work better than my current solution
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

What's your current solution?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

not running?
i would endorse this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

a sports bra
that is one size down at the back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

interchangable boobs

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

this is the best idea ever
that or inflatable/deflatable ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)