+ on my cock while my current girlfriend cries at the awful way in which I broke up with her.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

YEAAAHHHH!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Have you decided yet?
I suggest just changing your relationship status to single on facebook.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

That was a suggestion
I could then get on to Failbook.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Cook her a romantic candle lit meal,
at the end take her hand, say "I think you both know what I'm going to ask you now"
Then say "please leave"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

*officelol*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

mindpiss

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

fucking love this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

That's not very nice at all.

(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

This is advice from B3tans, we're hardly going to suggest giveing her a kitten with a bow round it's neck
and the writing on the bow says "Get out of my life, I find you physically repulsive"

Although, that's a bloody good idea.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

this is my new favourite

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

nah you want the tag to read
'I find you physically and mentally repulsive in every way. Nice of you tattoo my name to your face though'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

"cute kitty says 'you make kitty sad'
'now fuck off, cocknocker' "
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

It does the job though

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Wait until she's with her friends
say "hand's up who's got a boyfriend?... not so fast [girlfriends name]"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

oh fuck
I said this to him yesterday. I don't like thinking like you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

It'll shatter your tiny mind.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I suddenly want to have non-consensual sex with the next person that walks past

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Wow, anyone just see how fast Psychochomp shot up?
MK's answer to Usain Bolt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

that would be consensual
silly lab
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Kitty wasn't specific about who was not consenting

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

TRUE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Stop being funny bitch.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I rather like the idea of
taking her out to dinner, buying some red roses and getting ready to ask the question. Then when she does something wrong in a minor way (spills champagne a little, or uses the wrong fork) telling her she's dumped.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Or just say you're going to the toilet and then leave her with the bill.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

That's pretty good
taking it a step further to the edge of pyschological breakdown, actually propose and offer her a plastic ring. Then laugh and say just kidding I want us to have an open relationship.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

+ but without you in it.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

even better
or for variant number 2 'I'm getting married to another woman, but on the plus side there'll be babysitting opportunities in the future'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Yowch!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'm getting this being mean
thing quite well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

teach me!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

ask her how she feels about sister wives

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)