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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd offer a place, but I'm not even sure where I'll be next year!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Prison?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Nah, am considering upping sticks and leaving cheshire, but am not sure where to

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I've heard that the streets of London are paved with gold

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I heard it was Lawyers?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
London is paved with lawyers?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I'm not sure where I was meant to be going with it either...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Replaced 'paved' with 'clogged'
and 'gold' with 'australopithecine fuckwits'
and you're pretty much there.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
i am guessing it was a dig at me though!
just a little one, not like a clown or a rabbit or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
How about a rabbit clown?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I didn't think Smacklesfield counted as Cheshire

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Well, it's a district of Hell

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
burning in hell
with your pictures of clowns and bunnies and bunnies dressed as clowns?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Yeah! because I'd definitely be done for grooming young men off the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I'm 22, you wouldn't get into any trouble
You could be my 3rd!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Smooth.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Thank you
I'm not even sure how the first 2 died either!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
he lives in macclesfield
the first two were clearly his sister and his gran.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Just because you're from Wilmslow
Your first was probably a serveant, paid to do so!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
She had seperate servants for foreplay, vaginal sex, anal sex and rimming.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
i've never paid anyone for sex!
yet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
yeah, we know, daddy pays for everything

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
haha
eeeow
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
HAhahahahah
POTD
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
It was Mummy and Daddy dear
He didn't really love, nor want to be with you, he simply wanted to make ends meet (fnarr)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
yeah yeah
rub it in why don't you?

no, not there.

not there either.

jesus, have you ever actually done this before?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
It's been a while
The last one was a size 28, and smelled like eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
welcome to macclesfield

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
He says three times
but I say if they are unconscious then it doesn't count.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
frotlols

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
but he's so pretty

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
*blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
If I want to have sex with someone who looks like a girl then I'll have sex with a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
ridiculous post is ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
How about if I wear my summer gear?
Makes a change from a dress at least!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Oh.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Unlucky, 'Dame Edna'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
And I thought I was getting somewhere with those specs...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
This is a maxim that has served me well all my life

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
...until that rather confusing Bangkok holiday.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
It's hard to see an adams apple under UV lights.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

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