that was me last new year's eve :(
The people were all really good mates of mine, but it was still a little weird
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This is me.
For a good part of my life.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)

I tend to swerve NYE where possible.
I'd rather stay in with a bottle of gin and get weepy at what a failure my life has become.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Want to stay in and cut yourself with me?

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

We could have a Skype self-harming session!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

weird
i've just changed my pic on here because the previous one was about 3 years old and was getting kind of misleading, what with all the wrinkles and grey hairs... anyway, i have only ever used photobucket once previously, when i was assisted in putting the first picture on here. so howcome it has over 800 visits... who would bother looking at one picture on photobucket 800 times, ffs?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Sweaty qotwers.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

but the pic
was RIGHT HERE.

even if anyone were that sweaty-handed, which i doubt is possible, frankly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

I assume photobucket is counting the number of times it's been viewed on your profile.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

yeah
but as i literally only have 1 pic, and have never emailed about it, how would anyone know it was there to view it? weird.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

hahaha
You've got green eyes.

YOU MONSTER!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

well
that is the most obscure insult i've ever had.

actually it isn't, i swore they were brown for years after being called a witch in front of the whole class by the teacher at halloween in primary school.

but what's wrong with that?? :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

It implies jealousy.
I don't mean anything by it. So don't worry.

I've got brown/hazel eyes. Feel free to mock them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

i don't need to bother
you do a good enough job of that all by yourself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

How have I mocked my own eyes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

no, you're just a shit and dull person and i hate you
or whatever it is that kitty says!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I am pretty dull.
I wouldn't argue with that.

And, I am quite selfish, so yes, I'm a bit of a shit.

I understand why you hate me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

finally we agree on something

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

I didn't realise we disagreed on anything?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)

there's not a huge amount of accord!
you'll see sense one day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)

Me too.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Okay.
Blousie has rubbish eyes.

(Have I missed the point again?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

and how do you know??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Well I don't, but why should that stop me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Needs moar boobehs
Trufax
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

i think 2 is enough ta
this is like monkeys using stones as tools, i've never uploaded anything by myself before
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

2's company
4's a threesome
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

in the context of tits
3 is freakish
4 means your bra is too small
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Aaaah
The infamous Muffin Top Tit.

There is a girl in my work who some of these. She must have put on some beef in the last few years, but has steadfastly refused to buy any new bra's. Her boobs have a cleavage of their own.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)

it is never ever a good look
just because you were a 34B when you were 14. things change. get with the 42E programme.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)

I have a fascination about releasing them

or buying her a bra that fits
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)

go for the first option
cheaper and more comedy potential
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)

If i released them
I would feel compelled to give them a cheeky sook.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)

sook? or suck?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Same thing, no?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:21, Reply)

well i wasn't sure
if the first one was a real thing or not.

sucking i understand, however.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:22, Reply)

I suppose it's a Scottish thing
Oh, i felt compelled to photoshop one of your pics, wanna see?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:24, Reply)

fuck
can you gaz/email it??? i can't resist the urge but i am not sure i want anyone else on the planet to see it.

also i've never been 'shopped before (that i know of). you're my first time. so be gentle.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)

It's SFW

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:28, Reply)

put it back put it back
i have a real phobia of amputation, argh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:29, Reply)

Seriously?
Can't put it back i'm afraid, i've made soup with it
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:30, Reply)

urgh
AND it makes my horrid bulgy calf muscle look even more henry viii-esque without the other one to squash against it and hide it, you utter git!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:32, Reply)

Come on now
You're being over sensitive.

It's not that bad
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:38, Reply)

it is
they both are. they just look worse when they can't hide behind each other.

even thick granny stockings hoicked up over fuck-me boots couldn't cure them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:43, Reply)

Oh dear
Don't start with the dirty talk.

However, there's only one way to find out I suppose


*awaits update*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:46, Reply)

my current bedsocks
are fluffy grey and pink argyll diamonds. does that make you horny, baby?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:50, Reply)

Sexiness is incredibly subjective
Pigtails, red lipstick, high heels and stockings are all traditional items that promote sexual arousal. However, anything, can potentially turn a man on, but i'm sure you already know that!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:03, Reply)

well yeah
the wind can change direction and you're fighting a semi.

girls are just the same. although i think it's easier to turn girls off for no reason too. you can be doing something amazing that meant you had to peel me off the ceiling only the day before and yet because you are 1mm to the left or 2mm too far down or for no reason at all, i am looking at the same ceiling thinking "god my calves look muscular wrapped around his neck."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:05, Reply)

Surely the muscular appearance would be due to the gripping?
Perhaps you really do need to look into the sexeh granny stockings...the ones with the pretty bows at the top :)

So, where does the challenge come in to it for ladies, if all you need to do is apply some lipstick and run your finger up your thigh......job done.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:15, Reply)

the challenge
is in making him do it again and not hare off after your thinner blonder mate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:19, Reply)

Surely if you've got to stop that from happening
then the guy was a dick to begin with and you're better off without them, regardless of prowess or technique.

So what would you say are the sexeh things a bloke does, conciously or otherwise? Tidy up, make dinner, saw wood, build an Ikea wardrobe, change a tyre, be paternal, win at sports, look thoughtfully into the distance, shower you with gifts or fuck till you speak in tongues?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:27, Reply)

he can start by moving down to the bottom and the left of the screen
see you there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 1:28, Reply)

Shall I kill it with fire?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:39, Reply)