'Ello Sweetheart.
How has your day been? Have a nice walk this morning? How was the Halloween party?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Walk was lovely.
I took my nephew and we used his catapualt to shoot stones in the resevoir.

I haven't been to the party. I needed a nap after you got me drunk last night.
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

After I got you drunk?
You managed that all by yourself!

What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Not drinking.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Really?
I got myself 12 bottles of Gem earlier, I'm going to drink them this evening.

I might go to the chippy too. But what to have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Bath Ales?
Love that stuff. That Reminds me, Waitrose are doing 3 for £2 on British Ales, which is like half price. Must get some more.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Morrisons often have good deals on ale.
I do like my Bath ales, thankfully, they are quite common place round these parts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)

You're a bit closer to Bath for a start

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Well, yes, there is that!
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Chips?
I would drink but I have to watch my weight and I want to go to the gym tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

But what to have with me chips Blousie. That's the problem.
Why not go to the gym a bit later than you'd planned and have some more wine?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Because alcohol has calories and I'm being nice to my liver.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Well aren't you good!
Not me, I'm going to get ON IT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

You're feeling better then?

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Still really snotty
And I can't stop coughing, but I feel a lot better thanks!

The hot-toddys last night helped.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Lockets help me stop coughing
they might work for you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

You're fucking menthol!
You back in the land of the eating now Amberl?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I am
I gorged myself yesterday- had a baguette, diet coke, two packets of crisps and half a raspberry flapjack in the space of about half an hour and was promptly sick.

I am going to go shopping tomorrow and get the basics you recommended. Tonight is pizza though as compensation for being too fat and lazy to get off my arse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I'll gaz you later with a shopping list.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Cheers
What've you been up to then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

I've been posting on here whinging about how bad my cold is.
So I've been the life and soul.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

You need looking after.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Is that an offer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Well it might be difficult when you're at the other end of the country.
I could send a care parcel.
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

You could mark the box
'Handle for care' and have everyone at the post-office think you're a bit silly.

But we'd know different!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

What would you like in the box?

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I think you should post yourself
gift wrapped.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Especially if the box is actually a giant cake!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

sniggers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

What?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

box = vagina joke

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

I despair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Alcohol will be fine.
Just send me a load of booze.

Cheers Blousie!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

You don't need more alcohol lad.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Owww please.
*Stomps feet a bit*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

I had chicken and mushroom pie and chips inna tray last night
and microwaved some beans when I got them home. It's my standard on the rare occasions I succumb to the call of the chip.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I really fancy going to the chippy this evening.
I don't much fancy a pie (although a Clarks pie with chips and gravy might do the trick).... What to have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Well, if not a pie then it's a sausage, a battered sausage, a saveloy or kebab meat
fish is for vegetarians.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I've decided.
It'll either be a Clarks pie with chips and gravy, or cod and chips.

I might get a small battered sausage for the walk back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Ooh I like your style
I sometimes have a saveloy and two scallops and arrange them rudely on the plate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Hitler, has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall,
His mother the dirty bugger,
chopped it off when he was small.

She threw it into a conker tree
It missed and went into the sea
The fishes got out their dishes,
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.

(But only because you mentioned the arrangement of scallops and saveloys!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

the other sort of scallops though
fried battered discs of mashed potato.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Don't complain.
I've just given you a childhood ditty that'll stay in your head all night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Bastard.
I shall watch some music videos later, and tomorrow I'll be all "what ditty?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

No problem.
I'll leave it a few days then gaz it to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)