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I'm disgusted with myselfI've woken up. On the sofa. Surrounded by empty bottles of Gem.
The room smells of stale beer and i've got a headache.
When were you last deeply ashamed?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Hahahaha!I've been to the gym and feel awesome.
The last time I was ashamed is when I went all emo on here.
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girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:44,
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Here ya go.www.bathales.com/ales/gem.html
Counting the empties, I somehow got through the best part of 11 of them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:48,
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What are you doing today?Anything fun planned?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:50,
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Off to the farmers market in a bit to buy some form of delicious meat - possibly rabbit after I got a text about rabbit yesterday.Other than that a bit of work, reading the papers, couple of pints and a couple of (to be determined) films.
What about you?
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I'm going to do very very little todaywww.youtube.com/watch?v=i1fOZjiDaw4
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:56,
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Brilliant. I wanted to see them live but I think one of them's dead?(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Google tells meThat Chas and Dave are doing a 'farewell tour'
www.chasndave.net/
Gertcha!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:01,
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I thought one of them snuffed it.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:28,
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That was a recurring joke on Never Mind The Buzzcocks(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:39,
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Got dumped a couple of years ago and went all 'hell hath no fury'.Nothing interesting.
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girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:48,
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I finally got around to watching 'Men Who Stare at Goats' last nightand saw JB ripping his shirt off.
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thealternativefact, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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JB= Johnny Ball.
Think of a number.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:54,
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Wookiee said, 'And this is the point that Blousey would be sliding off her seat.'Then a herd of goats was on screen, and he said, 'And this is the point that Clenders slides off her seat.'
I felt I ought to point out that it's a different kind of love.
I am not Al.
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thealternativefact, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:00,
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Yes, I enjoyed it.George Clooney holding a goat is a very pleasant sight.
I do love a nice goat.
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thealternativefact, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:56,
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Not my best this morning but I did Ok.Ready for anything now.
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girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:47,
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Anything?That is quite a claim.
What do you think you'll do?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:49,
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I'm going to the cinema and then maybe a walk with my step-dad and dogs.It's a technicolour day.
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girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:51,
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What are you going to see at the pictures?And will you be buying sweet or salted popcorn?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:53,
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Is that a film of your life?(What drink will you get?)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:57,
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If you go to the flicksYou need to buy a bucket of fizzy-pop.
It's the law.
(Why are you so awesome today?)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:02,
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could be something to do with not boozing it up last night like us reprobates(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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I'm always awesome.Tourettes said so and I believe her.
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girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:11,
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She is a wise, wise woman.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:26,
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BlousieYou just surround yourself with 'yes' men.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:39,
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Your grip on reality is somewhat tainted.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 11:28,
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You've done your share of that : )I'm off to the cinema.
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girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 11:33,
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That looks rather good actuallyI saw the Social Network on Monday. As interesting as a film about a website could be actually.
Leeds Film Fest starts this week as well - good times!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:58,
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This, as a stand-alone post, is rather bertesque.(
thealternativefact, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:03,
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Hahahaha!It has an off the cuff Fritzl-esque quality to it.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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I have no shame.Perhaps if you'd got woken up by the filth like I did at 3am you've had made it to bed. 3 meat wagons driving up & down a residential road with their sirens going is bang out of order at that tiime. I am walking to Queens Park station later to make a complaint (fat lot of good it will do I expect).
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I'm guessing they were making the noises because they needed to.But go and have a whinge at them anyway.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:49,
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They kept the sirens going once they had parked up directly opposite our flat & were arresting someone. Seems unnecessary to me.(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)
Sometimes jumping out of a car and arresting someone is more important than flicking a little switch.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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They didn't need to keep the sirens on for 10 minutes once they had parked up though. On all 3 vehicles.(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Been to the police station yet to stick it to the man?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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You should feel more ashamedabout choosing to lie in your own filth, posting about it on here.
Get up and go to the pub for lunch.
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thealternativefact, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:49,
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Hello darling.I am getting up now so I can help Badger move in with Gonz.
It's a weird day.
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thealternativefact, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:57,
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How exciting!Give Gonz a birthday hug from me please.
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girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:58,
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And me!And a congratulatory motor boat to Badger on getting the job as well!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:00,
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Wooo!And give yourself a big hug from me too :)
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:01,
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I have been known to be an advocate of the early-morning leveller.As it stands, I'm going to go out for a walk.
Although a pub lunch does sound nice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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I'm not litter picking this morning!Hell no.
But you're right. A newspaper, a pint and a roast dinner does sound just the ticket.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:03,
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Could be worseCould be someone else's filth :)
I equate shame with monocles.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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Snoring and drooling?I looked so upper class :)
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:00,
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Word!Do the yoof even say that any more? Perhaps I'm not hip these days.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:02,
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I hear it a lot on the bus:My oyster card aint working, innit.
I aint payin innit.
It aint my fault, innit.
Oh..you meant 'word'.
No, you old fart.
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thealternativefact, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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Ah, I meant 'word'.I hear 'innit' in Leeds as well on occasion. Annoys me as it makes everything sound like a question.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:07,
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Morning allI managed to not finish the second bottle of red last night and feel alarmingly chipper.
I notice that b3ta hasn't put its clock back this morning, tsk tsk.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:03,
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morning JeffI suspect I won't be making it to the gym today.
I could do a pub lunch, but there's the local derby on - Villa v Birmingham. So they'll mostly be rammed, I suspect.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:11,
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Go to a pub that doesn't show the football.Job done.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 10:22,
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OH GOSH OH GOSH OH GOSH OH GOSH(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 11:21,
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I understand today is a red letter day for you.Congratulations! And happy Badger caring too!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 11:31,
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Cheers dude !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 11:48,
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GONZ!We are totally getting there for 1pm.
However, I won't have your birthday card cos I left it at home.
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thealternativefact, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 11:36,
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OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN=D
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 11:48,
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nothing specificbut I do feel really embarrassed for feeling sorry for myself when I realise that there are so many worse things in the world.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 14:46,
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I've just had a chocolate milkand now I feel much better. Definitely a pick-me-up after a heavy night.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:29,
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