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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Next year I am going to soak some Mars bars in creosote and hand those out.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
It should be illegal.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)
maybe we get a different class of trick and treater. Usually they're just small kids with a group of parents who knock, wait a moment then leave if the door isn't answered, and who only want sweets.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)
How would you feel on another night of the year if your evening was disturbed by a knock at the door to find someone you don't know demanding something?
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)
I'm not bothered. Here it's not an issue obviously, but even at home, if we want we can ignore it, if not giving out a few sweets on ONE night of the year is hardly terrible. It's not a license to do what they want, nor is it very often.
Your point of any other night doesn't hold water. It's a fairly long standing tradition that doesn't happen on any other night.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)
It's not that longstanding either - it's an Americanism that has existed for about 30 years over here.
In Battered's Britain it will be illegal.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)
My mother just phoned so I enquired about trick or treaters to back my point up, and apparantly the stupid children lined both sides of a narrow country road so she almost ran them over. No loss to the gene pool there
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)
It would lighten the arduous task of debt collection and make Hallowe'en a bit more exciting for householders. Especially the ones that live nearby and don't actually have any debts.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)
I didn't answer it, I just shouted through the glass, 'I'm on the sex offenders register, if I answer the door to you, I'll be in prison by this time tomorrow'
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)
and PEEDO being scrawled on your walls
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)
EDIT - because you make remarks like this, not that you're on the register.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)
I'm going to eat my dinner now, but I'll be back later to mock you and hot-bloke!
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)
It's every two minutes, and they're banging on my windows. Only mothers with them, never dad's. Don't want to make a sweeping assumption, but...
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)
but to be fair, I think the brats would put you off
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)
Most blokes with kids don't have stretch marks.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)
The look of someone who has been broken inside. Still wondering and hoping about what might have been.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)
Excited about it just a bit. For large values of bit.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Depends when I can escape from work. Want to meet up beforehand and have a drink or ten?
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)
this is possible. Let me know what time :)
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)
Listening to Deep Purple at a volume which is unlikely to help my Tinnitus.
I may have had some little scotes braying on my door, but I can't hear them.
(, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)
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