something good.....
...... lots of great things, it was a really great weekend.

something bad.... more detail here because nobody likes a happy lawyer.... 5 hour drive home because some fool let their cow cavort around the m6 and brought it to a standstill. got to work to find some pikey thieving cleaner has whipped £50 of shampoo/conditioner from my box of stuff that arrived last week, and the office manager's response was "you should have locked them up". and i got ANOTHER PARKING TICKET. this time for being parked in my own street. with a permit. i can only think the leaves from the trees must have obscured the permit. the council will not get away with this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:22, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can't believe your office manager's response, if there is a thief in the office it needs dealing with.
Maybe she stole it. Go around and sneakily smell everyone's hair until you find the culprit. Or get sectioned.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

it has got to be the cleaners
i'm sorry, but what man steals shampoo/conditioner/styling cream???

my "hand relief" also got nicked, my perfumes disappear far too rapidly even with my 20 squirt a day habit, and the manager says "we can't prove it's the cleaner" ????

it is enough to make me learn how to use the webcam on my laptop and set up a sting involving some chanel lipgloss and a bobbi brown bronzer!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Or...
Take your stuff home with you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

as i said to the office manager
if the box of stuff had been small enough to fit in my desk drawer, it would have been small enough to carry home. it had to wait until i could bring the car in, which has to be sundays given the stupid parking restrictions around here that were put in place with no thought for me and my haircare needs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

MUST.....NOT......MOCK......
hand relief and 20 squirt a day habit........
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

you are aware that a few squirts of perfume in the morning
lasts all day?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

yes
this is why my boss banished it when i sat with him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

good on him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

That is NOT an acceptable response from your office manager
so it's YOUR fault that you've got some pikey thieving shit working in your office? I think not.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

this is exactly what i felt like putting
but instead i swore a lot and kicked the trainee around the room a bit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

kicked shagged
around the room
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I would kick off about that, to be honest
it's not acceptable. Theft is theft, regardless of the item taken. What if it was your office manager had left her purse on the desk, popped out for a wee and it had been nicked when she got back? She wouldn't be fucking happy then. Tell her to sort it out, or else rig up that webcam!
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Your eyes are almost the same colour as mine
But your photos seem to have the massive dildos edited out of them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

why are you perving at my photos
perv!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Because you told us you were posting photos of yourself
so I wanted to see them in case I was spot on with my original guess.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

there is a hole in your story somewhere
other than an asshole, clearly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

What's with the hostility!?
I was nicely pointing out that you have almost the same colour eyes as me, which is unusual as very few people that I've met have that colour eyes.

Just because your shampoo got stolen you shouldn't take out your impotent rage on people on the internet. Pixels have feelings too you know.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

what colour are they?
I can't be arsed to facestalk
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Same as mine

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

that doesn't help me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

first you moan at me for not having any pics on facebook to stalk
then when i put some up, you can't be arsed to stalk them

honestly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I though they were very much worth the effort of stalking
You're looking fine in them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

awwwwwwwwwww
now i have to like you and everything!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

having had a bit of a stalk
it was worth it.

can't stalk Al though, apparently I'm not good enough to be allowed to see his photos.

I suspect my eyes might be the same colour as well. We should start a club.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

this means i have to like you too
a mutual appreciation society!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I can't believe no-one has pointed out the obvious
namely, that it should be impossible to CARRY £50 worth of conditioner or shampoo.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

that is a very good point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

god that's only 2 bottles!
the rest of the box has been rescued and is now safely in my bathroom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)