In: Making it feel as though it's been timetabled
Out: Being Welsh.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

welsh female
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Of course, I'd forgotten I was a massive flaming gaybo
Honestly, I'd forget my own cock if it wasn't riveted to the inside of my thigh...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)

my thigh a sailor.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

timetabled?
I've never had this, you mean like she was looking at her clock and then speeding up, and was redoing her hair and makeup by the time you'd rolled over?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I think more like
"Well, Corrie's on soon, so we'll have sex around 9:30pm?".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Wasn't quite that obvious...it's not exactly easy to explain
But one girl did manage to make it feel like it was there was an itinerary prior to falling asleep, which listed "fornicate" among its items.

I'm all for regular sex but it's really off-putting if it doesn't feel spontaneous.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

timetabled sex is better than not enough sex

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Actually, I'm not sure.
I'm currently inclined to say that bad sex is worse than no sex.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

This definitely
I'd rather go without than have it bad.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Agree.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I agree
And those types tend to be against spontaneous sex as well.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Come 'ere you
*winks*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

*desperately tries to remember the safety word*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Mine's artichokes.
My friend's is plasticine which makes me laugh, I'm not sure why.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Never needed one
I tell a lie, V-Plates-losing-day I wish I had one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Mine is ow!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Oh man, I love the Welsh accent on a girl.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

There's lovely

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

The "Out" answer is not entirely serious.
I just couldn't think of anything interesting for that one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)

my ex was Welsh, it was her first language
there is nothing, literally nothing, worst than being woken at 7am on a Saturday morning by the babbling of high speed Welsh as her twat father phoned her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Hmm...I'll see your Welsh
and raise you one side of a telephone argument in high-speed, high-pitched Mandarin Chinese.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)