It would never work with a girl from a lower socio-economic background
I imagine it would be ghastly, trying to feign interest in her past holidays to Magaluf and eating frozen food covered in breadcrumbs. *Shudders*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

At least try to be gentlemanly about it,
turn the lights out and have the servant boy roger her, and arrange for a carriage to be made available at first light to take her back to the godforsaken concrete monolith she calls a home.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Can you imagine the dirge that would be her excuse for language?
"Books are boring"
"Eating's cheating"
"I never went to university"

Awful. Simply awful.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I saw on someone's Facebook profile:
Books: I don't read, Were's Wally.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Oh dear...

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Technically, you don't read Where's Wally.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:17, Reply)

You are the best kind of correct
"Technically correct"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Ah, be careful - there's a chance she'll have a university education
But be prepared for the horrifying dénouement when she reveals that her BA(hons) is in hairdressing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

or a catering degree from a university that used to be a polytechnic...

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)

ugh, last bloke said "books are boring"
I wanted to punch him in the face, I knew immediately it wasn't going to work.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I can't imagine a life without reading books

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

accidently clicked i like this
it's an incredibly dull and ignorant one
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

How's your dog?
she's a sweetie
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)

she's rotten!
but I love her
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Post the pic of her in the car
the one where she's wearing a ballet tu-tu
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I nominate this for POTD.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Why thank you
but I imagine everyone has farked orf home.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)

no......

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Awww, a lawyers work is never done

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Yes

( zulu eh?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Seconded

(TheColonel, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)