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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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B3ta has become a victim of it's own success IMHO...
...QOTW is a shadow of it's former self, I think part of this is because posters have become very disillusioned. From my own point of view it's become full of bad karma lately and the sense of fun has long gone. I know that a few old hands on QOTW agree with this which is why they don't post anymore.
The best way back would be to remove the reply function on QOTW posts. The not so funny entries simply died on their arse anyway and didn't need reams of ascii facepalms and ym responses to banish them from the Best Of page.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:58,
5 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
Yeah but then there was the @bollocks
that made /qotw unreadable for months.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:00,
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Which was when?
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:10,
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Before nested replies.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:12,
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it worked fine
couldn't go back to it though, it'd be a nightmare.
it amused me when one of the mods/scripters stumbled through here and were like: what, "no nested replies? I'll sort that out." completely oblivious to a lot of people on here going "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:18,
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I meant before replies at all.
and before offtopic, the way people would comment on a story by posting another new story about it.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:20,
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This is why you couldn't get rid of the reply function
Plus if you ignore the trolls, it's quite nice to get some positive feedback if you've gone to the trouble of posting a story.
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:27,
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people just need to be less sensitive
who gives a shit if someone says a story is lies.
Either it is lies, or the person who posted it knows it isn't. Either way it doesn't matter.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:30,
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Oh christ, this in spades
I don't think it's necessary to troll a dubious QotW post, but some of those fuckwits have got to learn to be a little more thick-skinned.
"Holy shit, you've got breasts?" being a classic (and in hindsight, hilarious) example.
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:32,
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it's not necessary
but a lot of the time it is quite funny.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37,
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ah I see
yeah, you are right about that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:29,
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I quite liked
Speak your Branes but something similar happened over there. I don't bother anymore.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:02,
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Alright PJM?
Good idea to remove replies from posted questions. You could always gaz the poster if you had a genuine question for them.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:02,
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Or at least the option to allow comments on your posts, or not?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:04,
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possibly. A fail button could also work and help reduce the amount of trolling.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:18,
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The fact that no-one can write anything about sex anymore without being jumped on is part of it
Anyone who has a triumph, moral or physical, is asked whether they drive an accord, sleep with prostitutes, etc. It's just stupid now.
Tbh, I quite enjoyed Spanky's work, it was entertaining from time to time.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:03,
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I think Amorous Badger has contributed to this.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:05,
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Definitely
Although even he's softened recently, as has Rory Lyon.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:06,
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I don't, really.
All he did was flag up the questionable and downright stupid posts. It's the respondents who are responsible for trolling and as people keep saying, this is b3ta; even though qotw has generally been the softer side of the site it's still got teeth and I fucking love that, it's why most of us are here.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:10,
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I'm here for the pussy
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:13,
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How's that working out?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:14,
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not good my friend
not good at all
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16,
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Well you know what they say;
"It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never had a really nice steak sandwich"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:20,
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mmmm, steak sandwich
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:21,
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What sauce could you have on it?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:23,
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I have a jar of homemade chimichurri in the fridge
I'd probably go with that
valid alternatives would be hot horseradish sauce or English mustard.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:24,
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chimichurri sounds like a Pokemon
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:31,
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how do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
poke 'em on
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:33,
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How do you make Lady Gaga squeal?
Poke 'er Face
Sorry.
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BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:36,
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Please leave the internet for 48 hours.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:47,
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I love this joke
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:50,
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Thank you, I shall give either a try
Never been able to find an appropriate sauce!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:32,
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yeah could try a blend of mustard and mayo if you preferred something less fiery
I like hot mustard and horseradish though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:34,
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I've been 'ank marvin since Chompy started that thread about roast meat sandwiches
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:23,
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I've just eaten a Reese's NUTRAGEOUS bar
it was super nom
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:32,
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Nah, it's meat that I want
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37,
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BGB?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:38,
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There's no innuendo here
all i'm saying is that i'm hungry and I could really do with a hot beef injection
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:42,
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I think there are others here who would agree with you
But I am not one. Simply because I've gone off Beef a bit at the minute, it's been really badly cooked the last couple of times I've had it. I spent far too long rolling the meat around my mouth before I could get it properly inside me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:47,
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Office lol
right here right now
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52,
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*high five*
Best of all the bars.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:53,
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Pussy with teeth?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:14,
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no, she's not my type
and I'm not hers
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16,
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Kitty?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:15,
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nuff said
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16,
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Bobby?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16,
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"the"
not "a"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:18,
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He's somehow managed to be the unholy trinity
Knob, Pussy, and arsehole.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:20,
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Why?
Because I ignored her? She said herself she is in a vile mood. She was being a tit for the sake of it so I ignored her. I don't see anything knobbish, pussyish or arsehole in there at all?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:27,
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don't think he was referring to that
it was more a general insult
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:28,
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WAH WAH IGNORE!
Also, The Wire
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:35,
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I like the Wire :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:41,
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shhh, sisterhood and all that
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:46,
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It was a joke
I couldn't give two shits about the argument you and Kitty had, someone provided me with an opportunity for a joke, and I took it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:29,
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Good man, fair enough.
If you can't spare two shits what about a guff to the face?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:30,
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I've been dropping some vicious ones today.
One lad went into the toilet after I came out. He then came to my desk to complain about the smell. I'm quite proud of that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:32,
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hardly
you were a dick to me so I responded in kind.
If you're going to give it out in the manner that you do you have to learn to take it as well instead of just having a pathetic tantrum every time.
And this post is easily the meanest I've ever been to you, despite your almost constant dickheadery.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:34,
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Can you be more angry more often plz
it's kind of fun.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37,
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I want to wake the ANGERTRON
I don't like being mean, it makes me feel bad.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37,
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Man up
scream and shout then go home and apologise to your boyfriend for you despicable behaviour.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:40,
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I apologised last night
he did not.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:45,
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have you tried burning your own house down?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:46,
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I like my house
it's probably nicer than yours.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:47,
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Probably.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48,
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Apologies, I was under the impression I was responding in kind.
Anyway bygones. In a bit folks.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:39,
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Don't bow down to her hormonal rant
tell her to fuck off.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:43,
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Look Chompster as much as I appreciate the advice I'd be better off listening to Fred West.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:44,
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you're such a stirring little weasel.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:45,
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